by H00chymama January 09, 2008
Joey is a faggot with foot fetish who spends his life playing fucking rocket league because he is gay and he is scared to kiss girls because he is a walking bacteria cell
by Stampeydude83 November 19, 2018
by Ducklover January 29, 2006
A person who is not well liked, or has no friends, but chooses to follow people around as if they were his friends
Joey is a caring, adorable, and loving guy. They are usually very outgoing and can get along with literally anyone. Joeys are strong, very smart, and NOT FAT. A lot of people will say that they're handsome, cute, hot, or maybe even sexy. A ton of people love them, but only a few will get close enough to see their true identity. Joeys always seem like they're happy and cheerful and can light up the room with their smile, but don't let that fool you. They are truly very insecure about themselves and overthink everything. And if you have a friend named Joey, let them know that they mean a lot to you, as that can turn around their entire day. They always keep things to themselves but will share their problems with their girlfriend or incredibly close best friend. They don't want others worrying about them, as they worry about others a lot. Joeys make amazing boyfriends, as they care about their one and only so much. They love their girlfriend unconditionally, and they love him back. They are usually very awkward when people are around but are total romantics when you two are alone. They love playing around and they're just very goofy. So, if you have a Joey in your life, don't let him go, otherwise, it might be the biggest mistake of your life. You truly don't want to let him go.
girl 1: "omg, do you see that guy over there?"
girl 2: "are you talking about joey?"
girl 1: "well duh, he's so cute"
girl 2: "you should go talk to him!! or i might as well.."
girl 2: "are you talking about joey?"
girl 1: "well duh, he's so cute"
girl 2: "you should go talk to him!! or i might as well.."
by silverrlies December 11, 2019
ecstacy pill, coined after revelations that Andrew "joey" John's had been caught in possession of an ecstacy pill in London.
by storkman January 15, 2008
Scrawny white kid who sits in his house, playing nothing but video games, thinks he's cool, but in reality, he's the kid that gets stuffed into lockers everyday at school, tends to piss people off by saying ''Fgt'' which is actually Faggot and is a total douchebag with no life whatsoever.
by Joey Rodriguez: scrawny kid July 07, 2015