Jordan

A beautiful, crazy girl. She's shy, but extremely smart. Everyone she knows loves her. She's impossible to hate. Even though she's one of the prettiest girls you'll ever meet, she won't believe you. Very modest about herself and listens to everyone. Pleases everyone. Guys want her, girls want to be her friend. If you ever meet a Jordan, consider yourself the luckiest person in the world.

guy: man, that girl is perfect.
other guy: well yeah. she's a jordan. what else?

girl: i wanna be like her.
other girl: who doesn't? she's jordan!

by captivatedbylove December 28, 2010

air jordan

When a girl is laying on the bed naked with her mouth wide open, and you jump all the way from the doorway and slam-dunk your balls in her mouth and you say "Air Jordan, bitch!"

Man, last night I brought that dirtleg home, and I said hey, just lay there on the bed with your mouth open, and she said why? And I was like you'll see, just do it. so she did and I pulled a fucking Air Jordan.

by the bombastic blumptastic April 29, 2003

jordan

the love of youre life who will pretend to like you just for fun. hes amazing at sports, funny, quiet, loving, caring, super sexy, and has breath-taking eyes. he IS perfect. he can be a douche bag at times but is so worth it. he lies but you can never tell when. if you even get a jordan, hold onto him for as long as you can. youll regret losing him...

Girl 1: "sigh..."
Girl 2: whats up?
Girl 1: just guess..
Girl 2: mmm... jordan?
Girl 1: yep.

by kitkat14 September 25, 2010

Jordan Witzigreuter

The front-man for the band The Ready Set, also an extremely nice person. He creates all the music on his CD's including "I'm Alive, I'm Dreaming" featuring "Love Like Woe." On top of all that he also is very good looking.

Girl: Whoa! Jordan Witzigreuter is hot!
Other girl: Yeah! Too bad he's married to Morgan Nurmi!

by TheReadySetFan January 10, 2011

hot jordan

The act, unintentional or otherwise, of vomiting on another whilst the other is performing oral sex on the vomiter.

It became obvious that Jeff had one too many when he blew a hot jordan on Whit's head. She was a sport, though, since she finished. That's love, man.

by Turbolicious March 15, 2008

Michael Jordan

The best in one's profession, vocation, or other activity; one whose talent far surpasses all others; inarguably the greatest of all time in a specific field. Frequently applied to athletes. Often hyperbole.

"Pat Kiernan is the Michael Jordan of newspaper reading."

"Roger Federer may prove to be the Michael Jordan of tennis."

"He was the self-proclaimed Michael Jordan of truck loaders."

Reinhold Messner = Michael Jordan of climbing.

Dr. Gary Becker = Michael Jordan of economics.

Art Thiel = Michael Jordan of Seattle sports writers.

Dr. Vaughn Starnes = Michael Jordan of children’s heart surgery.

Leszek Pawlowicz = Michael Jordan of game shows.

Marco Foyot = Michael Jordan of pétanque.

Michael Jordan = Michael Jordan of statistical learning theory.

by Ali La Pointe April 18, 2006

Jordan

A gorgeous girl who is always looking out for other people. Usually a tomboy because of her masculine name, she might hunt or play football or some other studly sport. She is probably amazing at sports but not cocky. Stubborn hard headed yet loyal to the day she dies. May not have a boyfriend not because there's anything wrong with her but because shes too good for any typical boy. Great sense of humor, loves life and makes the perfect partner

Man if I could only have one girl it would be Jordan.

by namesmith August 9, 2012