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death metal jobby

the process of excreting whereby excrement is expelled at high velocity, with intermittent short blasts of anal gas, the sound produced closely resembling "death metal" style blast-beats, performed by such bands as The Berzerker, Nile, Decapitated and Mortician
Righty ho then! I'm off to take a death-metal-style jobby!!
by chris lewis/ seamus bradd July 16, 2003
mugGet the death metal jobbymug.

Big fat jobby cake

When someone you know, e.g. A peer, takes a dump on your personal belongings on your birthday. Also he then smears it in.
I can't believe what happened on my birthday dude, Stewart took a big fat jobby cake on my brand new macbook pro .

Totally gutted.
by jobbycake July 17, 2016
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jobby stabbing

Anal bum sex performed by a man with a beard to a prostitute
Shit. That guy with the beard proppa jobby stabbed that brass. He was jobby stabbing the cunt out of her.
by Pikeyd January 6, 2018
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Jobby Brother

Texting your friend when doing a poo and he is also doing a poo texting you back.
I was texting you while doing a poo, your my Jobby Brother
by Desperate Danyalsan September 6, 2025
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Steve jobbie

Wanking someone off whilst cosplaying Steve Jobs. Bonus points for carrying an iPad and gagging them with an apple.
Your mom gave me a banging Steve jobbie last night
by Consideryourselfshanked December 30, 2022
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