the process of excreting whereby excrement is expelled at high velocity, with intermittent short blasts of anal gas, the sound produced closely resembling "death metal" style blast-beats, performed by such bands as The Berzerker, Nile, Decapitated and Mortician
by chris lewis/ seamus bradd July 16, 2003

When someone you know, e.g. A peer, takes a dump on your personal belongings on your birthday. Also he then smears it in.
I can't believe what happened on my birthday dude, Stewart took a big fat jobby cake on my brand new macbook pro .
Totally gutted.
Totally gutted.
by jobbycake July 17, 2016

by ForgeDMD May 6, 2005

by The Insult Man November 21, 2022

Shit. That guy with the beard proppa jobby stabbed that brass. He was jobby stabbing the cunt out of her.
by Pikeyd January 6, 2018

by Desperate Danyalsan September 6, 2025

Wanking someone off whilst cosplaying Steve Jobs. Bonus points for carrying an iPad and gagging them with an apple.
by Consideryourselfshanked December 30, 2022
