boppus de jobius

The latin route for getting a bopjob. Used to describe a nice chick sucking or slobbing on your meat.

"I was getting a sweet boppus de jobius in the trabant center the other day."
"The Greek philospher Plato explained the pleasures of boppus de jobius to his scholars."
"I got a boppus de jobius at gore hall during a lecture class."

by nickandtj October 4, 2006

jobby jabber

The word "Jobby" coming from the Scottish for shit/poo, a "Jobby Jabber" concerns the act of sneaking up behind a friend/foe while pressing both hands together into a "praying" position, then forcibly ramming pointed fingers up the (fully clothed) arse of said friend/foe, shouting "JOBBY JABBER!". Remember to run away to avoid violent repurcussions; laughing is optional.

"AAAAAAGH! NOBODY JOBBY JABS ME AND GETS AWAY WITH IT!"

by Unwept, the Lone Magpie September 19, 2005

jobbie

A childs word for shite.

"mummy, i need a jobbie"

by Snakeheid October 16, 2003

Jibber Jabbin'

Talking uncontrollably.

Stop jibber jabbin' behind me.

by Raphael GR May 12, 2007

Phantom Jobber

Someone who leaves the toilet in a mess. Normally by leaving sliding faece marks in the bowl. Occasionally they flush, sometimes they do not.

"You been to the shitter recently? The phantom jobber is back again, f**king skids everywhere"

by dirtdawg January 5, 2009

The Robb Jobb

While having anal intercourse with your partner, right before you climax pull out and shove your penis down their throat.

I gave that bitch The Robb Jobb when she least expected it.

by Robb with two B's November 1, 2006

jobbiejabber

one who gives it up the poopshoot

gay man elton is a jobbiejabber

by drummer January 18, 2003