death metal jobby

the process of excreting whereby excrement is expelled at high velocity, with intermittent short blasts of anal gas, the sound produced closely resembling "death metal" style blast-beats, performed by such bands as The Berzerker, Nile, Decapitated and Mortician

Righty ho then! I'm off to take a death-metal-style jobby!!

by chris lewis/ seamus bradd July 16, 2003

Big fat jobby cake

When someone you know, e.g. A peer, takes a dump on your personal belongings on your birthday. Also he then smears it in.

I can't believe what happened on my birthday dude, Stewart took a big fat jobby cake on my brand new macbook pro .

Totally gutted.

by jobbycake July 17, 2016

I'm off to the loo for a wee jobby

To go to the toilet for a piss or a small sheit.

Oy lad, I'm off to the loo for a wee jobby!

by ForgeDMD May 6, 2005

Jobbie cowken peely-wally boaby bitin puggie twat bastard

The Scottish equivalent of fuckmonkey.

Aye fok off ya wee jobbie cowken peely-wally boaby bitin puggie twat bastard

by The Insult Man November 21, 2022

Jobby

Jobby is defined as a job that is really a hobby because of the attitude of "why am I spending my time" doing it when I can be doing something else that is more important.

Ugh!!! Here I go again to this place that I hate. What? Where? You know my jobby.

by The original Queen Bee April 19, 2018

Jobby

He is an awesome dude ever to exist in the world. He is loyal and ambitious. He has a heart of gold and bravery of dragon. He can charm you in 1000 ways. But don’t be fooled he only reciprocate what you show him.

He is open minded and loves everyone who loves him

He is the real Jobby.

by Yaui November 24, 2021

Lobby jobby

When you are sharing a hotel room with a friend and need to take a dump so you use the restroom in the hotel lobby out of curtesy.

Hey, Steve, that curry is doing a number on my guts. I’m going for a lobby jobby.

Thanks, Dave.

by RoboScot80 June 8, 2021