Gettin' Jizzy

Sending private messages, emails, texts, etc on social media to someone you've been Internet stalking between the hours of 1am to 6 am while under the influence of drugs and/or alcohol.

Jackie told her husband last night that Christopher was gettin' jizzy on Facebook.

by Dr. Loomas March 2, 2016

On Jizzy Cuh

Meaning for real, used in any context as it it the language of gods.

Joey:this shit bussin.
Wyatt:On Jizzy Cuh!

by ThiccBoiWhy October 14, 2022

Jimmy Jizzy John

When She jerks you off with mayonnaise, and after you cum she slaps it on a turkey sandwich and goes to town eating it

She gave him a Jimmy Jizzy John and wasn’t hungry after

by TRIXareForMeHoe June 18, 2023

Shibble Jizzy

One who shakes the semen off the end of his dick after ejaculating.

You are such a shibble jizzy!

by Michael Meredith April 8, 2005

shiz jizzy

Used to describe a bad situation.

Ohh man this shits "shiz jizzy" - when youve caught ur mum in bed with the family dog.

by JAG April 21, 2004

Big Boat Jizzy

The stuff that spurts from the cock of sailors on large racing yachts

I gave that slut a load of big boat jizzy last night
Your a wanker that's full of big boat jizzy

by Ralphy Suttle June 10, 2003

sizzly jizzy

christine's favorite words. also the act of a prude male squirting out cum/jizz all over a women, typically an un-prude women like christine.

christine: wow that was some night
amy: so did you have fun with kungfu?
christine: ya i made him un-prude
amy: really?! what did you do??
christine: i taught him wat kinky sex ment
amy: finally
christine: and he went sizzly jizzy all over me!

by beanernese/sizzly jizzy May 22, 2007