Mind Your Jizziness

When someone tells you to jack off and keep everything to yourself when you're cumming.

You: That guy wants to have sex with me.
Me: Mind your jizziness.

by GregNelson29 October 4, 2023

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jizzie

when one is fresh, or swaggy

Hey Aj, your cleats lookin jizzie bro.

by jizzie master May 8, 2021

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Jizzy and a Glizzy

Getting a blow job while eating a hot dog.

I was at the weekend bbq. They were grilling hot dogs and burgers. I was sitting down enjoying my glizzy. When this chick just kneeled down and gave me a blow job. I jizzed and she swallowed my load. Jizzy and a glizzy

by Silver dollar tranny March 29, 2024

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Jizzy jezzy jess

A Jizzy Jizzy Jess is someone with poor pussy hygiene to point of having its own ecosystem.

I looked at her crusty panties and found out she was a Jizzy Jezzy Jess

by Mindy Vendetta May 7, 2022

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Jizzy Juzzy Jatz

Where a group of guys take turns jerking off and ejaculating onto a Jatz cracker. The last guy to Jizz onto the Jatz has to eat it. The Jatz has Juzzy's face on it because his soul is trapped inside of it like Josie Packard trapped inside of the door knob in Twin Peaks.

"The boys stood around playing Jizzy Juzzy Jatz until Justin was the last guy to Jizz on the Jatz which he ate as he stared into Juzzy's soul trapped inside the Jizzy Jatz. "

by agalma January 14, 2025

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