During the process of ejaculating onto a partner's face, the subject immediately bites the head off of a bat and spits blood onto their partner.
Oliver: "She said she had never tried a Jizzy Osbourne before."
Jack: "Is that when you bite off a chicken's head and spit blood all over her as you ejaculate?"
Olive: "Nah, that's a Jizzy Cooper. This one's with a bat."
Jack: "Oh of course! What the fuck? Has she never heard of Black Sabbath?"
Jack: "Is that when you bite off a chicken's head and spit blood all over her as you ejaculate?"
Olive: "Nah, that's a Jizzy Cooper. This one's with a bat."
Jack: "Oh of course! What the fuck? Has she never heard of Black Sabbath?"
by srika December 05, 2013
When you shoot a firearm of any kind spray-and-pray style and miss every shot. Often due to the fact that semen is usually shot out sloppily.
by TrilliASF September 24, 2022
A man who secretly covets and lusts for a girl who's romantically and/or sexually involved with another man, and envies the man, for having the girl he desires for himself, is said to have a Jizzy Pickle.
by Wizard Toast October 03, 2010
When a homie texts you while you're on the toilet.
by JizzyEffect November 23, 2021
I was at the weekend bbq. They were grilling hot dogs and burgers. I was sitting down enjoying my glizzy. When this chick just kneeled down and gave me a blow job. I jizzed and she swallowed my load. Jizzy and a glizzy
by Silver dollar tranny March 29, 2024
A no no dirty position that is only for the iron willed, where you lay down and ur female partner gets a toothpick and sticks it in the Métis and sits on it leading to a very painful experience that pays back in a very pleasing manner usually used in the back of a BJ’s family restroom (also called the Bhutanese dragon chimney if you are in Asia)
by Wkdmsm February 24, 2024
1)A placeholder name given to rappers without a nickname.
2)Probably a knock-off name given to a rapper in a GTA game.
2)Probably a knock-off name given to a rapper in a GTA game.
by King fuck wad December 21, 2016