jewstincts

A combination of the words "Jew" and "instincts," Jewstincts usually refer to sound financial decisions. The term generally carries a positive connotation and is applicable to people of Jewish or non-Jewish heritage. It can be used as an insult in the proper context, especially if someone is being Scroogey with his or her money.

Guy 1: Bruh, when you gonna start paying for da weed, too? You always be hittin up on my stash!
Guy 2: Nigga pleez, you straight stuntin! You can pop hundies all you want, but why I gotta throw down Kraft singles when I can get it fo free from you?
Guy 1: Bitch, damn you and yo Jewstincts!

by kookiejar December 7, 2009

jewschbag

A douche bag who is also a jew. A jewish person who is a douche bag.

Stop bitching about those 7 cents you jewschbag.

by ChrisDaJew January 9, 2010

Jewsus Piece

Large blinging necklace containing a Jewish artifact such as a Star of David or a Chai

Gold, Platinum or Silver Star of David, Chai or Chamsa is known as a Jewsus Piece

by Pizzy123 October 7, 2010

jewsofa

A rare breed of a beautiful man. Most commonly found with long curly hair. More often than not jewsofas have large genitalia.

That Jewsofa is so fine he was perfect for the reverse cowgirl position.

I wish my husband was a Jewsofa because his long curly hair shines in the moonlight.

by The Real Jewsofa December 23, 2013

Jewshbag

A person that is both a Jew bagle and a FUCKIN Douchebag

-Damn that guy is a Fuckin Jewshbag!!!!

-Ya fuck that guy!!

by DPR-DG4L December 7, 2009

Jewstin

a slang verb used to describe the rapid humping of either an inanimate object or elderly male

"Man! You just jewstinned the shit out of that slipper!"

"Let's go jewstin your grandpa!"

by KristyLynn August 25, 2008

Jewsader

Not to be confused with the standard Crusader the jewsader is not roman catholic and does not have a holy war for israel. However after said wars a "Jewsader" will pick up scraps of value to sell preferably on ebay or craigslist or in the open market. the jewsader is remarkably good at "penny pinching" in times of war, or low income situations.

-Jewsader-

"After the car bombing the jewsader scraped the trashed car"

by jewstingy August 2, 2010