Jew

1) Person of Jewish Faith
2) A Pinny-Pincher (a tight wad)
3) What Hitler put in ash trays till we beat his ass
1) Kyle from South Park is Jewish!
2) Your as money hungry as a Jew!
3) The Holocaust sucks, eh Larry. Yea it does.
by TheGuyStandingBehindYou March 21, 2007
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Jew Jew Fruit

A gay Jew. Typically blatantly and obnoxiously homosexual.
Ex. Jason is a Jew Jew Fruit
by filletmignon October 04, 2008
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Jew

1. A person that champions, believes in, or practices Judaism; A person of a Jewish background.

2. A highly stingy or greedy person that is usually prosperous but heavily criticized for his ways.
Examples:

1. "Hey guys you seen that new kid in school?"

" Oh yeah, the kid is a Jew, I went to his bar mitzvah."

2. " Dude who is that one kid in the shirt?"

" Oh that's that Levi kid...he's a Jew he tried to snake me...."
by Chunguie October 08, 2009
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Jew

Someone who practice Judaism or has a Jewish mother.

A paranoid person who uses his ultimate power in every occasion: Accusation of being Anti-Semitic!

Someone who thinks the whole world should burn to hell to pay the price of one mad man’s mistake.

Someone who labels every Arab (a.k.a sand people, towel heads, and oil-rich camel riders) a terrorist while secretly selling them weapons.

Someone who would get offended by this and give it a thumbs down.

Someone who fails to realize Semite is not a race and if it was then all Arabs (a.k.a The Enemy) by definition are Sematic as well.
Khalid: Hey Ben
Ben: AAAH! Get away from me you damn terrorist!

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Fred: Hey nice hat!
Ben: (mumbles) Anti-semitic bastard...
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Alfred: Are you a Jew?
Ben: Who's asking?
by Ben Dover Later November 24, 2006
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Jew

A word for people that say they are white but really not
Guy 1 : are you a jew?
Guy 2 : no I'm white
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Jew

A common term for a Jehovah's Witness in school yards across the whole of Great Britain. Usually used by ignorant children who know no better or children who wish to degrade a Jehovah's Witness.
Peter - Don't push in the line you stupid Jew!

Michael - I'm a Jehovah's Witness, not a Jew.

Peter - Fuck off.
by DaftusCuntus September 26, 2009
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Jewing

To engage in jew like behaviour such as abstaining from bacon or coin collecting.
Stop jewing around and eat your bacon.
by Likeatigrrr March 26, 2018
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