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jewish swimming

Another term for dumpster diving. Called Jewish swimming because Jews stereotypically are cheap and take anything free that they can
Person 1: “Hey man I saw some nice things in that dumpster behind the mall.”
Person 2: “Oh hell yah! Let’s go Jewish swimming for them!”
by IAmMuslimJesus May 28, 2018
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Jewish Handshake

The act of slapping someone on their lower back where their kidneys are located. Basically like a body glove, but targeting the kidneys.
I gave my brother a jewish handshake when he ate my last golden oreo.
by Long_Smelly_Cobb June 14, 2019
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A Jewish Paycheck

A large amount of money payed for in coins, usually in quarters, but doesn't exclude to pennies, nickles, and dimes.
Person 1: Dude, my boss left out $10 bucks from paycheck this week. When I told him, he told me it was a mistake and, instead of writing out another check for $10 bucks, he just gave it to me in real money. Yeah, all in coins.

Person 2: That explains that jingling i was hearing, your boss gave you a Jewish Paycheck
by MetalheadJoe666 June 29, 2010
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Jewish Lightning

To set fire to, and burn down completely (arson) a property in order to collect insurance money. The Jewish connotation refers to the Jew's love of money and therefore unwillingness to spend money (and therefore commit insurance fraud).
"Jerry got most of his money when his place got hit by Jewish Lightning."

or

"Ben Steinfeldenstein's deli was the fortunate victim of Jewish Lighting, and he can now afford that new house."
by josefresco March 13, 2008
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Jewish Hotness

a hot jewish girl a triple-h(hot hebrew honey) also hebrew hotness
dam bro that shool(temple) whas filld with jewish hotness
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Jewish Dilemma

Free ham.

From the stereotype that a Jew can't resist a bargain, and the Levitical prohibition of eating pork.
Father Murphy offered Rabii Bender a ham sandwich. "Oj gevalt!" moaned the good Rabii, "such a Jewish dilemma!"
by Cap'n Bullmoose May 3, 2005
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Jewish

Jewish means belonging to the Jewish faith or religion. Jewish, for some, means going out for Chinese food on Christmas Eve.
Jewish people, historically were denied entry into many professions and guilds and were forced to be money lenders, hence the stereotype of Jews and money.
Many Jews, but not all Jews invest heavily in education. Hence, a wise person is an informed person and can learn to read and analyze stocks. There's no special magic to learning to make an investment. Read a book, dude!
I am Jewish and celebrate Hanukkah, so I won't be celebrating Christmas. ( or going to Mass at midnight)

Jewish people are stereotyped for no reason other than ignorance.
by TruthLoveJustice January 10, 2008
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