Jan Martinez is the hottest most handsome boyfriend you will ever have. He is the best with girls and an amazing fucker. He is a great friend who will help all the midgets because he is really tall. He is kind and caring and you don't want to do anything with his girl or he will beat you. He is very sporty and strong. A great fighter who you can't defeat
by lolololaposajjfhasgdhk,bsd. October 25, 2018

He has a very rare name that makes it impossible for the average human being to fully comprehend the full meaning of this unnaturally meaningful name. There are not many people who have the extreme power of having this name, but those who do, are basically the perfect form of humanity in every way, shape and form.
by Extremely yes May 16, 2020

by Swaggamer69 November 28, 2021

Is the greatest guy around, he is really good in bed since he makes all the girls wet and make them come. For the more, he is a manly bitch... a really populair bitch.
by Cool mfucker February 25, 2017

Jan-Erik is a very handsom and strong looking boy, he is also very athletic and smart. He likes to game a bit and likes to make jokes to let people laugh.
He is not putting that mutch interest in girls to, he is focust on himself most of the time.
He is not putting that mutch interest in girls to, he is focust on himself most of the time.
by Bingxylingxido January 13, 2023

by Karen 2021 January 13, 2021

the most cute person you'll ever meet. He usually works in DTP departements and has cookies. He will share the cookies if you are nice to him and give him good briefings.
You can trigger him on the following days:
- monday mornings
- threatening tuesdays
- wondering wednesdays
- thundering thursdays
- fricking fridays
also, do not disturb him in the weekend.
You can trigger him on the following days:
- monday mornings
- threatening tuesdays
- wondering wednesdays
- thundering thursdays
- fricking fridays
also, do not disturb him in the weekend.
by JB1929JanBartRAccoon November 22, 2022
