This man turns his straight guy friends gay and his lesbian friends straight for him cuz he is so sexy. He is named after the ten year old girl day dream from Twilight and makes bad puns but everyone laughs anyway as they are entranced by his sexiness. I love you Jacob
OMG JACOB I LOVE YOU!
by jacobfuckme March 7, 2017
Get the jacobmug. 
A boy who will love you unconditionally, forever. He's an amazing guy, but has shitty habits and friends. He sucks at texting back, but when you're together in person you're happier than ever. He has trouble filtering himself, but it's ok. It's difficult to feel the same about him for more than 24 hours.
by im.insignificant August 31, 2015
Get the Jacobmug. 
Tall and built like a twig, can beat your grandma at scrabble, will steal your girl. He is extremely awkward and clumsy will probs drop his own kid. Walks like a giraffe.
by Areyoudoingjuju November 22, 2021
Get the Jacobmug. A series of tantrums, usually done by people called Jacob, that eventually become death threats. They even could involve threats such as "I will throw a book at you!" meaning, they will throw a knife at you.
STAY AWAY FROM JACOBISMS.
They call themselves "royalballpython01" STAY AWAY FROM HIM ON ROBLOX
STAY AWAY FROM JACOBISMS.
They call themselves "royalballpython01" STAY AWAY FROM HIM ON ROBLOX
He is having Jacobisms
by SciencePi May 6, 2020
Get the Jacobismsmug. by mangobro May 11, 2021
Get the Jacobmug.