No me jodas

A phrase used to respond to a ridiculously untrue statement. Can also be used to reply to a laughable argument.

Literal: don't fuck with me/don't waste my time
Similar to: "bitch please" "whatever!"

Friend: But Ronaldo is better than Messi because he is more tan.
Me: Pero no me jodas!!!

by sirsirpirsir September 6, 2016

la juda

The Police Pigs 5-0 cops

Here Comes The Fucking juda Or La Juda lets bounce ene

by 5 Tre$ 0 November 9, 2007

Jurassic Park Syndrome

The condition arising when writers/producers feel compelled to put the focus (and spend undue screen time) on human characters in a movie that people are going to see mainly for its depiction of dinosaurs, giant robots, or other action/effects phenomena.

Yeah, the Transformers movie was cool.. when it finally *got* to the Transformers, instead of that kid. That was total Jurassic Park Syndrome.

by CaptainScorpio September 30, 2008

Jurassic Park 3

basically an amalgamation of all the cool bits left out of the jurassic park books rolled into a mediocre movie.

"hey the new jurassic park 3 movie looks good"

"no it doesnt, how did you get in my house?"

by alangrantdigshere October 4, 2008

Jurasskicked Park

The alternate and more proper name for the movie that had dinosaurs kicking the crap out of everyone and everything for 127 minutes.

"Unless you want to take a another trip to Jurasskicked Park, I suggest that we watch a different movie tonight."

by wordopotomus July 1, 2012

Judah

Judah: an amazing, adorable guy. He is hard to describe and many girls want him. He'll make you swoon just looking at him. He's really sweet and has a great sense of humor. Even though he may be kind of sad or shy most of the time, a Judah is a great guy that you'll keep falling in love with over and over.

girl 1: oh my god do i look okay? judah's coming over here
girl 2: wow, don't tell me you're into judah again, it's been three times since you've fallen in love with him.

by _clairvoyance_ June 10, 2011

Juasta

A religion in which tin foil is placed on the teeth.

I am juastican. Plural of juasta.

by Religion pidgeon December 10, 2019