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JLOC

Fuck dude I don’t remember anything from last night
“Did you get JLOC’d?”
by Carlos devulair December 1, 2023
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Jlod

lod is an armadillo with 17 toes, one of them on the tip of his pp and he can move it around with full control. With this he can jlod it right up in there and jlod people up, giving him the name jlod.

He also has a theme park named jlod new york, where every ride is the same replica of getting jlodded.

He also has a cousin named jlid. he is a squid with 17 testicles. nobody knows why people call him jlid, but he is jlid.

jlid also has a brother named flid. flid is an octopus has 17 tentacles instead of testicles. flid flids people with his tentacles, giving him the name flid.

another friend is frod. he is a frog with 17 tongues and 13 feet, living on a lily pad and licking people to make them uncomfortable.

they also are friends with drake, a cheesestick with salami on top.
We love to praise Jlod
by Senior_Froggerton December 14, 2023
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Jloot

Jlo, an irrelevant flop who hasn’t had a solo hit since the 2000’s. It combines Jlo and loot because she’s been known for stealing black womens voices, dance moves, performances, clothing, tips, business ideas and so on
Jloot is the biggest flop and thief of every industry
by hasbeyntanked December 30, 2023
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JLow

A term to describe the failure that is Jennifer Lopez. It’s often used in stan twitter by the Lambs, Shakifans and even the Britney army when a JLo song/album flops

The term is the combination of JLo+low
No diamond albums for JLow. Her music career is dead like a doorknob; no wonder she keeps collecting diamond rings.
by I_am_grill February 18, 2024
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Jlondole

J-Lon-doo-l

Defined as: Jlondole is like saying "idiot" but more aggressively. This in no way should be used to refer to a mentally handicapped or disabled person and it is not a slur for them
"SHUT THE FUCK UP JACKSON YOU ARE SUCH A Jlondole!!!!!"
by RatEnjoy3r March 20, 2024
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Jlop

Jlop is a term originating from the /v/ board on 4chan. It means slop, but Japanese. Japanese-slop. Slop is referring to when something is of a particularly low quality.
That new pokemon game is Jlop for the masses.
by sue do nymn. japan anime March 3, 2025
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J-Lo'ed

When your bicyle's drivetrain is so hopelessly worn out that all components have to be replaced.
I saw Wes's bike in the shop the other day, he really J- Lo'ed that chainring.

Alt definition; I was going way to fast going into that turn and J-Lo'ed into the bushes.
by The King76 September 30, 2011
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