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uncle jesse

super sweet, almost to the point of being freakin' sweet; NOT Danny Tanner or Joey Gladstone
Yo dude did you see X-Men 2 last night?
Yeah that movie was totally Uncle Jesse
by Seany Mac May 3, 2003
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jessa

The girl of your dreams. Shes awesome , funny, cool and will always make you smile and laugh. Will only meet once in a lifetime. SO MAKE IT LAST !
OH MAN jessa is so awesome, i love her !
by jawfy659<3 January 3, 2010
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Jesse Underhill

The most sexiest man I have ever seen in my life. His body is perfect his eyes are perfect his hair is perfect just everything is perfect. He started in musical.ly and has about 1.5 million followers.
Person 1: Whoa do you see that hot guy over there

Person 2: Yeah that's Jesse Underhill
by Jesse Underhill fan June 13, 2018
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jesse !

ohkayy , he is crazy , funny , so adorable , and is the best guy friend you will ever find ! he is an awesome guitarist and can play almost anything !
he always makes everybody laugh , even on the worst days ever he can turn yours into the best !
you cant stay mad at him haha .
he is irreplacable and is modern peter pan !

he gives the best advice ever and he is SO SWEET !
by one of jesse's besties; July 18, 2009
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Jesselle

A smoking hot girl who is caring and funny, she is very weird and has no life but her weirdness is what makes her amazing
she sets out to do what she wants when she wants to do it and doesnt give a fuck about what anyone thinks
Guy 1: yo man did you see Jesselle today? she was looking super hot

Guy 2: Ya man she was doing some fucked up shit
by Dr.durtyday April 2, 2013
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Jesse

HAS A VERY FUCKING HUGE COCK he is very sexy and has nice eyes and he is very athletic and he is serious person but sometimes laid back and chill messing with HE MIGHT FUCKING KILL YOU, he gets a lot of girls and date most of them.
Girlfriend: Mom did you see jesse today ?
Mom: Yes i did
Girlfriend: I fucked him earlier he had a huge cock and he was sexy
Mom: OMG CAN I SEE
by SEXYMFK May 29, 2020
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Jesse Standard Time

Jesse Standard Time (JST) is based on the present time zone plus 15 minutes. It's not a standard 15 minutes however and in some cases could be upwards of real-time plus 30 minutes or even 60 minutes.

The origin of Jesse Standard Time is somewhat unknown, but it’s believe it dates back approximately 40 years to 1969.

Jesse Standard Time was first discovered by the author of this term back in 1990. At that time JST was typically only approximately 5 minutes behind real time however over the years JST has increasingly fallen farther behind. Based on statistical analysis of JST over the past 20 years by a team of scientists commissioned by Father time it has been concluded that given the current rate of "time slippage" JST will be a full calendar day behind by sometime in August of the year 2044.

JST cannot be adjusted or altered by any known force in the universe. Many have attempted to compensate for the difference in JST vs. real time by adjusting schedules by up to 30 minutes in hopes to negate the effect. These futile attempts have routinely come up short and have been known to cause JST to slip even farther than normal.

This author recommends that those trying to ignore its existence or to resist JST should just accept it. JST should be embraced by all. JST is a very powerful tool and resistance to its forces will most likely negatively impact your daily schedule, but if used correctly can actually increase the amount of time in your day.
Boss: "Hey Bob, where have you been? We start work here at 8:00AM... It's 8:20AM!!"

Worker: "I'm not late, I'm running on JST."

Boss: "JST, what's that?"

Worker: "That's Jesse Standard Time of course."
by jsfathertime April 22, 2009
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