boat itch

Otherwise known as swampass. When your ass gets hot and sweaty.

Goddamn, I've got a mean case of boat itch

by ty b. July 1, 2007

boobs itch

when you're boobs feel all itchy. and then you must itch them.

karen-hey mike my boobs itch.
mike-then scratch them.
karen-ok.

by karenkaboodle July 31, 2006

bidi-itch

Term used to describe someone who is not only a bitch, but a complete idiot as well.

Sally drives me crazy! That woman won't listen to a thing I say, even when it's important! What a bidi-itch...

by Moerlin April 24, 2007

Jock Itch

The sudden urge, often brought on by something on TV or some other sight to masturbate.

Dude, that picture of Amanda Fox in a bikini brought on some serious jock itch last night!

by Pwnography February 6, 2010

Golfer's Itch

When one hits up the local Chili's to bang some hot sluts and forgets to use protection, thereby feeling a horrible burning sensation all throughout the next morning golf round.

Rico: Are you ready to play the Poor Man's Pebble?

Cliff: Nah bro, I've got the golfer's itch. I was busy making putts and nailing sluts last night at the local Chili's and went full contact, no wraps.

by John3-15 November 1, 2016

hobo itch

Slang for restless leg syndrome

Dang, Billy keeps bouncing his leg. He must have hobo itch.

by Rob Lowe Stay High October 28, 2020

Duck itch

Bacterial infection brought on by close proximity to duck fecal matter which causes a rash and itching of the infected area.

Couple ducks took a dump as they passed me swimming in Mirror Lake and now I'm itching like crazy. You must have a case of the duck itch bro.

by Dmbotchjob April 1, 2021