invisible condom

This term is in fact used to describe a non-existant condom. It is meant to insult really dumb-ass girls who would believe that a guy actually has created this invisible condom which will prevent her from becoming the slut who got preggo (pregnant) in high school. ATTENTION: the invisible condom does not exist and can not stop the load!

"Stacy I'm pregnant?"
"How Shaneequa?"
"I don't know... Mitch put on his invisible condom"

THE END

by See Why Dub November 21, 2006

invisible car

phrase one uses when trying to sound cool when you're actually just too poor to even afford a piece of shit car like yours

First guy: Wow, this is a piece of shit
Second guy: Yeah well where's your car
First guy: It's an invisible car. Yeah, I'm just that rad.
Second guy: Dude, did you ride a fucking bike here?

by Squidly09 June 9, 2008

Invisible Assassin

The spam king. And piemonkey hunter.

OMG, shut up IA, and stop with the posting!

by BigBoss21388 October 10, 2004

invisible touch

The act of masturbating under the cloak of camouflage or darkness. A clandestine stroke, in other words.

My deer hunting trip was really taking a toll on me. After thinking about Oprah Winfrey for 5 minutes in my tree stand, I pulled my pudd out of my camo pants and had an invisible touch.

by Rondo Boner March 26, 2009

Invisible Mountain

An awesome crazy Chick with a best friend named Miss Traci.

In the hills of Pinconning, MI, there stands an Invisible Mountain, singing blues and watching Hedwig and the Angry Inch.

by Traci Green June 1, 2003

Invisible dribble

A person who tries to play bball but really has some serious misunderstandings about certain technicalities such "travelling". Hence, even though they keep playing thinking that they're not travelling, they must be imagining that they are dribbling the ball...hence the term "invisible dribble".

Could also be applied to people who think they have any kind of game, not just in bball...life in general.

Situation 1 - Playing Ball
Dude 1 - "Dude, look at all those steps he's taking...he's doing the carlton and he doesn't even know it. Doesn't he know he has to dribble the ball?"

Dude 2 - "Yeah, he's got mad inivisible dribble skills".

Situation 2 - Picking up a chick
"Check out that dude over there trying to work some game on that chick...he's got nothing man...no response...nada...seriously - invisible dribble and a half. But damn, she is who-licious nonetheless."

by Dr. Pete March 2, 2008

Invisible Baseball Bat

After protected sex , a man pulls off the condom on his penis and the slaps the women he has slept with across the face with the jizz filled condom.

I really hit her hard with the invisible baseball bat.

by Lenispentils May 14, 2018