vaginal inversion

the surgical process of a female having the vagina inverted to represent a penis.
Damn, my woman had a vaginal inversion... now she wears pant suits to work.
by No Futron July 20, 2012
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Inverse armor law

The inverse armor law states: The less visible armor on a female character, the more protection
Jake: Hey have you played that new game recently?
John: No I don't like its use of the Inverse armor law
Jake: All the more boobies for me
by no good names work October 10, 2021
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Inverse cowboy

When the guy sits reverse cowgirl on top , sticks it i her and shits on her belly
Bro I worked the inverse cowboy on that cowgirl and she loved it
by Ndizzle78 December 29, 2022
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inverse banana

someone whos white and acts asian
Brian Gan is an inverse banana.
by Super smart person :) April 14, 2022
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Inversity

Shorthand for the Inclusion and Diversity groups, strategy, departments in corporations and organizations
I really enjoyed the lecture salary equality, sponsored by the Inversity Department.
by superdaisy September 10, 2020
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Refers to a "it would be humorous if it weren't serious" social truth: if someone habitually sticks his nose in where it doesn't belong, his OWN life is usually gonna be in total shambles --- in other words, he's so busy minding OTHER people's business that he doesn't have any time or energy left to mind his OWN business properly!
A good way to determine if a self-proclaimed "vigilante of morality/diligence" is truly “caring ‘n’ helpful” is to view da overall status of da loudmouth's OWN life --- if he’s merely a grumpy loner whom da locals mostly avoid, then he's probably just a classic example of da inverse-proportion of business-minding; he merely wants to "feel important for five minutes". Reminds me of dat arrogantly-righteous and absurdly-overzealous young lawyer I once saw on TV, and who was actually bringing criminal charges against teenagers who were merely having intimate relationships. Many of da teens --- and even some of da parents, much as they themselves disapproved of pre-marital sex --- felt dat da sniffy-Puritan attorney was grossly overstepping his bounds. Yet when da interviewer asked him da most obvious question imaginable --- whether HE HIMSELF had ever sought sex from a girl during his OWN teenage years --- he suddenly got snootily offensive, and huffily monotoned back with, "Sir --- I will be compelled to terminate da interview if this line of questioning is pursued." HA --- looks like da only real reason for his being such a litigious a**h**e was dat either HE HIMSELF was privately embroiled in some paternity suit and/or sexual-misconduct allegations and so he wished to appear fiercely-moralistic to seem innocent of any wrongdoing, or else he was merely JEALOUS of da hot young studs in da neighborhood who were "getting lucky" with all of those "cute 'n' juicies" sweet-sixteens!
by QuacksO October 31, 2018
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Inverse Comedian

A self aware (in this case a potentially talented person in another endeavor) or very dim comedian that is such a lousy performer they elicit laughter towards them rather than the joke itself without realizing it. Rather, being laughed at instead of laughing with the audience.
Tony Stark: I'm pretty drunk wanna laugh at some 90s inverse comedians?
Captain America: Sure
Tony Stark: Pauly Shore or Rob Schneider?
Captain: I never saw Biodome, might as well get that out of the way.. but I need to go get something from my guy before we watch that one
by BtrSpdr April 12, 2018
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