insomniomnom 

\in-säm-nē-om-nom\ Noun

insomnia-enduced eating. this usually includes starring into your fridge at the lights and lack of food, making you hangry until you can't decide if you want food or sleep more than the other. Often ends in regretful dietary choices.

John: Dude why are there eggshells and ketchup packets inside the coffee pot?

Tom: Oh, last night I had insomniomnom and started making breakfast at 3am. Turns out coffee makers don't fry eggs, but Taco Bell opens at 5.

insomniomnom by insomniomnomiac July 7, 2016

Insomniverse 

A pillow that you can never sleep on this universe. I.e the pillow would be uncomfortable to sleep on, an exaggeration where you can't sleep on it

Person 1: I can't sleep tonight
Person 2: Why not?
Person 1: This pillow is giving me insomniverse

Insomniverse by Crudcrud March 14, 2018

Facebook insomnia 

A condition - generally found in, but not limited to, suburban teenagers - under which, afflicted persons deprive themselves of sleep in favor of repeatedly refreshing ones Facebook 'News Feed' in hopes and/or anticipation of a new 'Status Update' or 'Wall Post' from ones friends.

David: Jesus Christ! Becky, you look like shit.
Becky: Yeah I had a killer case of Facebook insomnia, didn't get to bed til 6 AM
David: Get a life, Becky.

Facebook insomnia by Pistol Palin August 31, 2010

insomnial 

Adjective used to describe the state of having insomnia.

"It's 4am, how are you feeling?"
"Very insomnial."

insomnial by Tommy June 13, 2006

Insomnia 

NOUN: A condition characterized by lack of the ability to sleep for prolonged periods of time, or otherwise extremely restless sleep. Often, insomniacs have trouble either falling asleep, staying asleep, or having a prolonged sleep cycle. If you're extremely unlucky, a combination of two or even all three of these characteristics can be present. Many (but not all) insomniacs tend to have underlying mental or emotional disorders that cause (or at least contribute to) the lack of sleep associated with insomnia.

Also, a pretty damn decent Stephen King novel, if you're into long reads.

Insomnia is the reason I'm writing this after 45 straight hours without sleep.

INSOMNIA (novel), however, is the reason I stopped reading books before bed.

Insomnia by N00berson McGee February 21, 2013

Airplane Insomnia 

A god-awful condition that absolutely prevents a person from sleeping on an airplane. This is usually caused by crappy, itchy seats, obnoxious seating neighbors who think their needs are more important than yours and their spoiled kids, bathroom lines, close proximity to a bathroom, not enough bathrooms in the plane, first class bathroom off-limits to you when there aren't enough bathrooms on the plane, charging actual money for year-old meals on the plane, and making you pay actual money every time you visit the bathroom, making airlines one of the first industries to put the price on a bowel movement.

Ralph sat a row away from the economy class bathroom, thinking about the empty first-class bathroom he'd been physically barred from nearly an hour ago. He'd had to take a shit for nearly an hour now, and the business class bathroom had been occupied non-stop for the entire flight. He decided to sleep, and just when he was about to dream, the fat spoiled brat behind him kicked the seat squeeling because his seat reclined upon his decorated seating space. Ralph realized he had airplane insomnia.

Airplane Insomnia by Nonolith July 13, 2012

insomnius 

Trying/beaning able to stay awake for long periods of time.

It comes from the word "insomnia" which means not beaning able to sleep.

He has symptoms of a insomnius person.

insomnius by Kingged July 4, 2013