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Insert!

when slightly tipsy and attempting to convince osemone that everyoen wants to have sex with her, this is the PERFECT term. by yelling "insert" over and over, she will finally believe that guys want her. damn taht bitch.
Person 1: god guys, no one likes me.
Person 1: god guys, no one likes me.
Person 2 looks at Person 3
Both recite: insert! INSERT INSERT in the ****!!
Person 1: fine fine fine. so they all want me. let's go get some more vodka.
by adksfds November 9, 2006
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Florida Sloth Insertion

The Florida Sloth Insertion is when:
You tie a girl to a pole in a hanging position so she looks like a sloth. You then begin to anully penatrate hur anus. Now you get and orange and begin to rub it up and down her body. After doing this you get the orange and shove it into her vaginal orifice. Beware because this is when shit gets freeky. You now stick your penis into the orange which is placed in the girls vagina and begin to thrust rapidly giving the girl an extremely erotic feeling.
"Me and Kenny G tried the Florida Sloth Insertion last night. It was absolutely amazing."
-Ice T
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inserty

The king of all all i say FEAR HIM o_O
WeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
by who wants to know o_O January 27, 2005
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insertable

a female hot enough to insert your penis into any of her various holes
Yeah, she's pretty insertable.
by Jdatedotcom December 12, 2010
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(insert word)

Bob:(insert word)
Urban Dictionary:(sexualizes)
Bob:Why?
by Asarian August 24, 2019
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insert key

the most cancerous key for typing, press it and you are fucked if you do not know how to turn it off.
i was typing in my document, pressed the insert key and it was the end of the world for me.
by waterm3lon December 21, 2019
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(Insertname)-chan

Literally just calling anyone an anime girl. Why? Idk. Because sussy baka wasn't enough cringe for ya was it? Well just don't say it. Please.
Person1: Yooo Look at (Insertname)-chan !
Person2: Who in the heck is that? you mean (insertname) ?
Person1: Its cute!!!! Kawaii me no baka chu~
Person2: And I have seen ENOUGH
by JustYourAverageArtist<3 July 27, 2021
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