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Indian Shits

When you eat Indian food, an about 5 minutes after you're done eating, you feel a rumble in your stomach followed by a massive shit.
Mike: Damn, that was some good Curry! Very spicy!

Frank: Oh ya, I really enjoyed it! ::stomach rumbles::
Mike: You OK dude?
Frank: Yeah I'm good =/ .... :: runs to the bathroom to take a dump::
Mike: Wow...looks like he has a case of the Indian Shits!
by mg87 February 3, 2010
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Armpit of Indiana

Hammond, Indiana.

Drive through and see all the derelict factories and boarded-up businesses. There is a slow train that goes through that can stop traffic for quite awhile. Unemployment seems high, but property values are down. Buy the movie theatre in town for only $40K. Go Hammond!! Be careful, they have vigilant cops on a search for out of state plates.
Where's the armpit of Indiana?

Answer: Hammond
by Mayor Thom June 16, 2011
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Screaming Indian

When a man is having vaginal sex doggy style then pulls out and shoves it in her ass causing her to scream while simultaneously putting his hand over the woman's mouth moving it back and forth to create the sound of a indian war cry
The first time I gave a Screaming Indian my neighbors called the cops
by cmdr. Johnson September 8, 2005
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India

India is such a kind ,loving and respectful girl to all.Shes humble,and understanding of other backgrounds.Her kindness and generosity comes from her upsetting,cruel unspeakable past.Bestest friend anyone could have.She’ll stay loyal till you mess things up,then she will not give a fuck.You break that trust,your dead to her.
“Im so thankfull to have India by my side.”
by SamanthaGillings October 21, 2018
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Indian Handshake

A handshake, characterized by an utter lack of firmness in the grip, and often, a sweaty palm, giving the receiver a creepy and unpleasant feeling. Commonly given by men from India, hence the name.
Alice: Who’s that man you were talking to this morning?
Bob: Hmm… oh, right. Rajesh something or other. He gave me the Indian Handshake.
Alice: Eeww!
by Bernheim February 17, 2014
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Indian's Revenge

The Indian's Revenge refers to the introduction of tobacco to the white man, and in turn, causing millions of them to die.
White Man 1: Oh god, I have lung cancer *cough cough*
Indian Man: Indian's revenge cracker!
by JustAnotherCracker January 7, 2006
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Greensburg, Indiana

A small town in Indiana. The population is broken down into

32% Rednecks
32% Right Wing Crazys
32% Religious Extremists who Make sure anything they consider immoral (or just don't want to see) is banned.
3.9% Averagly Stupid People
0.1% People who actually think before they open their mouth.

Famous for the fact it has a glorified plant growing from in it's courthouse.

It also has a Honda Factory in it.
Most Greensburg, Indiana citizens stay in Greensburg area on the grounds that their ignorance about the world around them wouldn't be tolerated elsewhere.
by That one creepy stalker guy August 20, 2009
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