incel

Originally stands for involuntarily celibate. Due to it's nature, mostly used on men.

Incel is a word used mostly by women who have casual sex like sluts and look down upon men who cannot. They obliviously think that the simp behavior in men is the natural one ( because of being mostly surrounded by them).

Such woman usually prefer walking dildos (they call them alpha) rather than settle down with a decent man (the problem is they are nice). Even when they do marry, they divorce and raise fucked up children as single mothers, continuing their casual sex sluttery till they die.
Amanda, listen to me, I know James seems like a nice guy and all but his opinions give me incel vibes.
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InCel

A failure in Darwinian theory. A human, typically a male with predilections towards self isolation, misogyny, crude objectification of attractive individuals, and violent extremist outbursts and agendas in society.

In Darwinian theory, most species of life on the planet Earth have the single minded goal of passing on their genetic material to the next generation. Anything from mammals and birds, to planarians and plants have the ability to reproduce.

Most creatures capable of reproduction do not have higher brain functions and lack the exposure or experience to art, engineering, or mathematics and yet are capable of reproduction. Not InCels.

InCels are what Charles Darwin never saw coming... literally. InCels are so vile and repulsive on the intellectual and philosophical level that they have completely blocked themselves off from most of humanity and therefore cannot reproduce, or simulate reproduction. Typically InCels are responsible for their own lot in life with some genuinely suffering from debilitating social anxiety. Nevertheless InCels are incapable of pursuing reproductive mating rituals to a satisfying end due to their own outlooks and toxic behavior, something even planarians and trees are capable of seeing as they are capable of fertilization.
InCels are a Darwinian dead end. They tend to use the term simp to try to insult those that have the capability, gravitas, and access to reproduce or practice reproduction with an attraction vector.
The female Praying Mantis did not even bother to try to attack the male InCel Praying Mantis seeing as she was not that desperate for food.
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One who became famous via the internet.
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an incel is an adolescent male who is unable to attract people of the opposite sex (in this case a female). this is usually because of their misogynistic manners or they're just ugly. lots of the time, they focus their attention on attacking men who are involved in romantic/sexual relationships. this is often because of jealousy
"Oh my goodness, Bryan is such an attractive young man?" Lisa gushed, her cheeks red.

Michael scoffed. "He's not even all that. Women just like to praise mediocre men. You should go for somebody like me instead!"

Lisa gasped, angered at Michael's offensive words. "You're just angry Bryan's a hottie, and you're an ugly incel!"

She slapped him and stormed away.
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A person that listens to the alternative-rock band Weezer.
"Hi, what are you listening to?"
"Oh, I'm listening to Tired of Sex by Weezer."
"Damn you're such an incel."
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Males who aren't even able to touch a coochie with a 12ft long pole.

Incels are "men" who are unable to pull any women - as they lack sexual appeal both mentally and physically - and therefore blame the female gender for their own incompetency.

They will also initiate four year long "friendships" in a ttempt to attain sex that they will never receive.
Jack and Daniel are not only cunts, but also incels in denial.
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