Intoxicating

Incredibly consuming (Good or Bad).
Beyond stable thought.

Good-

The New girl's smile is intoxicating.

Bad-

The New guy's gas is intoxicating.

by Shahan March 31, 2008

cook me into the bowl

When someone from outside the smoking group gets "in on the action" which is typically between two members of the original party that are already smoking and hit the bowl.

Man 1: Aye man, can I get in on this shit?

Man 2: Yeh. You wanna smoke foo'?

Man 1: Yeah, 'cook me into the bowl' maynnn.

by RyanAndChris January 12, 2008

Swagtose Intolerant

A person that is unable to have Swag or is has absolutely no swag

That Nigga Chike is Swagtose Intolerant

by slickrick14 June 6, 2010

Dipping into the 2 dollar fund

When a person is so broke that they resort to spending their 2 dollar bills. Most people avoid spending 2 dollar bills because of the rarity of these bills or because of a superstitious notion.

My uncle filed for bankruptcy right after he started dipping into the 2 dollar fund.

That guy must be broke, hes dipping into the 2 dollar fund to pay for that bag of chips.

Jim: Hey man, can you let me borrow some cash? I don't want to dip into the 2 dollar fund.
Stan: Sure, I hear ya. Neither would I!

by xbustacap March 21, 2007

inCOPetant

in-KOP-pə-tənt\
1. A sometimes fat, but always lazy cop, who is not qualified for his or her job.
2. A inadequate police officer, who tries as hard as he can, not to arrest people, just so he can avoid writing reports.
3. A police officer who finds doing his job gets in the way of going on trips to Lake Havasu.
4. Any Douchebag who happens to have a badge.

1. Officer Smith let the bad guy get away (again), after he refused to climb a fence in a foot chase. He is "inCOPetant "
2. Deputy Smith lost the evidence in a rape case. His level of inCOPetence is amazing

by MoDacious-AltaLoma April 26, 2009

falling into a wiki hole

the situation where a person looks up information on wikipedia and begins clicking on the links embedded in the articles text to continue gathering more information out of curiosity and then doing so for each proceeding article to the point where the person either has lost all track of time or has forgotten the initial purpose of going onto the wikipedia site

I was looking up the date of the Pearl Harbor attack but ended up falling into a wiki hole and next thing you know, it was 2 hours later and I was learning about ancient feudal Japan.

by bob2line May 15, 2012

Intoxicationship

A relationship, usually hooking up, that only occurs when both parties are drunk.

She wanted to get more serious, but I told her I liked our intoxicationship.

by Rowdy Ryan May 29, 2009