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The iditarod

When multiple men decide to compete for the most reputable of trophies, they suit up and anally mount their respective women, which serve the same purpose as dogs in the real iditarod. It is essential that the feet of the contenders never touch the ground and that they stay on their woman at all times.

At this point, a long hallway lined with willing males is formed. These men then begin masturbating furiously, ejaculating far into the air and creating the illusion of snow along with the unsure footing real snow provides. A
race is held from one end of the hallway to the other through a 'snowstorm' of epic proportions. The victor is crowned with the ejaculate of his opponents.
"Munch munch!!...I mean...mush!!" - said the Iditarod competitor.
by physicsisphun February 24, 2008
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idit

you are such an idit!
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idget

you an idget.
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IDGI

We all see things constantly in our daily world that just DOES NOT make any sense at all. That's a situation when you think "I Don't Get It" and say that's an IDGI (pronounced IGGY)
That is the most rediculous looking haircut on the guy... it makes him look like a chick... that's a real IDGI.
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iditoth

a word used to discribe a person of lower intelct. See group x
you have a stupid friend! iditoth
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iditarodding

Doggie-style sex where the dude uses a girl's pigtails like sled dog reigns. Yelling "mush" may or may not help the mood.
I got caught iditarodding my girlfriend, and my friends called her white fang for a year.
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idget

Cross between an idiot and a midget.
What are you some kind of idget?
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