Silk invitation

A silk invitation is when someone wanks off their SO into the person being wanked off’s face

Pheobe gave Andy a Silk Invitation

by Kizz August 14, 2021

should we invite bella hadid

On 9/15/21, @freshhel made a twitter post, saying “Ohhhhh my god u only had a iced coffee to eat today? should we tell everyone? Should we throw a party?should we invite bella hadid”

In this tweet, @freshhel was showing her least amount of concern and telling her that nobody cares and to stop attention-seeking.

This phrase is still relevant as it is holding somewhat of its iconic platform.

girl 1- omg, im so petit and little, it is such a struggle finding clothes that fit me.

girl 2- omg, should we invite bella hadid?

by jornisaaa August 10, 2024

Empty invitations

When someone really don't want you to go with them but they offer anyways knowing you absolutely cannot go ,that's an empty invitation and it makes them feel good cuz at least they offered.

My boyfriend's such a jerk he's always offered me empty invitations so he thinks that makes him a good guy.

by Darthfraai November 4, 2023

The Randy Meatball Invitational

The greatest meatball based Super Smash Brothers Ultimate tournament of all time, dedicated to the one and only Randy Meatball

(aka the ANNUAL Randy Meatball Invitational; the RMI; the Randy Meatball Invitational Tournament; etc.)

Ron DeFitzSimpson: yo bro I just won the Randy Meatball Invitational

Margaret: #hypecore!! now can you buy some food other than meatballs with your winnings?

Ron DeFitzSimpson: hell no!!

by fgbgob June 1, 2025

reverse-invitation

An elegant "RSVP" card dat asks you NOT to attend some fancy-pants shindig.

If they'd known he'd been planning to cacophonously crash their "perfectly-planned day", Cassandra Wong's folks would likely have sent Wayne Campbell a reverse-invitation to said wedding-service!

by QuacksO February 23, 2025

Gag-Invitation

Gag-Invitation is when a girl is giving head and as she gags her mouth opens up more so that you can stuff your balls in her mouth well.

Dave told John that his girlfriend gave him the Gag-Invitation last night.

by Salladpatch May 26, 2025

cummings invite

When you find out about a party that you felt you should have been invited to but never heard about it until later... You were cummings invited..

" Yo, "Tim's" bachelor party was the greatest ever! Why didn't you come?"

"I guess I got the cummings invited... Fucking asreholes...."

by old_beaver October 1, 2014