Womb Store

A store whereas you can purchase new and used wombs with L.E.D. lighting, infrared sensors, and alarms that go off when your too close to the vagina.

Roomy Womb Store

by Dally1234 July 24, 2010

womb lard

The often creamy, white natural lubricant produced by a vagina during a fucking, finger blasting or general arousal.

a) 'oh shit bro, there's womb lard all over my shaft/hand/vase/t-shirt/shoe/table leg/Doberman'
b) 'it was womb lard for sure bro, I collected it and basted a turkey that same day'
c) 'fuck it was gross bro, womb lard everywhere; like a fucking butter massacre'

by fucktardtranslations May 20, 2020

Womb broom

A rather large mustache that brushes the Labia Major area during cunninglingus.

While down on my squeeze I used my womb broom to sweep the va JJ.

by Time for time December 31, 2021

Womb donor

A worthless mother

Rhonda's Daughter: "I consider my mother a womb donor because my Aunt Darcy was actually the one who raised me"

by Shur2plz February 27, 2017

Bed Womb

Bed Womb

Going to bed early in my bed womb, felling safe and cosy, snug and warm.

by Mrbute September 1, 2023

deja womb

orginally described by freud to apply to only men, deja womb is the feeling of dreaming of a place and feeling as if you've been there before, but what it is reminding you of is the womb.

bro, my dream last night gave me mad deja womb.

by yalcompower March 29, 2023

Womb-bore

New Mother who describes her labour in excruciating detail to anyone and everyone.

My sister is such a womb-bore, if I have to here about her having 8 different peoples hands up her baby cannon one more time I am going to flip

by motormind December 29, 2016