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The Hungarian Kiss

When a guy cums in his girl friend's mouth and then she kisses him immediately afterwards.
When I walked into my room the other day, I saw McMahon about to get The Hungarian Kiss.
by TheLuckyPrince December 11, 2010
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Hungarian stool

The device commonly known as Traffic cone is used in certain neighborhoods of Budapest for the purpose of sitting, especially as a barstool in clubs, bars and liquor stores. The persons who sit on Hungarian stools are usually Hungarian patrons of these establishments or foreign booze hounds and vodkaginas. As expected, sitting is performed simply by entering the tip of the stool into the anus of the sitter. Excessive sitting on a Hungarian stool may lead to several side effects of varying severity, from the light anal eclipse, through the medium anal vineyard and the severe ass bonanza to the fatal anal suicide. However, mostly it is a harmless habit with many fans and aficionados. The Hungarian stools are also used as a mean of foreplay among extreme Hungarian ass fiddlers, anal cartographers and ass spelunkers. People who use Hungarian stools on a daily basis or even use them as their office chairs are called Domany. Mukaka is the leftover on the tip of the cone after being used for sitting. The Domany split into two major schools, those who clean the mukaka before the next use and those who just lick it.
Hey Domany, why don’t you clean the Mukaka and shitweld off the Hungarian stool before you leave?
by feldermaus November 4, 2008
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Hungarian Turkey Baster

Sexual effluence spread during mating then retracted on the secretor.
When an extremly hairy man deficates on a small but limber woman, then collects his excrement. Thus a Hungarian Turkey Baster has been preformed.
by The_Administrator December 15, 2010
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A hundred and Fuck

The obligatory smartass answer when a fellow soldier in Iraq asks what the temperature is.
Hey, how hot is it today?
answer: A hundred and fuck, we're in Iraq damnit, did you think it would be 80 and sunny?
by Koalabiter December 26, 2008
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Hungarian Cock

The third biggest cock in the world, only after black cock and native american. It ranges from 8-11 inches on average. Usually surprises the woman.
Kate: Oh Lord. Laszlo and I were going at it for the first time and i saw his hungarian cock, which was like 11 inches and i flipped out!

Jen: Holy shit! I gotta get me some hungarian cock!
by Boquishus June 20, 2008
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Hundred Beer Weekend

A challenge in which the players taking part attempt to drink one hundred beers over the course of one weekend, beginning at 12:00 AM on Friday and ending at 12:00 AM on Monday.
Beer guy #1: Oh my God, Teddy had a Hundred Beer Weekend.
Beer guy #2: Well, where is he?
Beer guy #1: I – I don't know...
by Figuring it out January 6, 2006
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One Hundred Pounds of Clay

A top ten song from 1961, recorded by black singer Gene McDaniels, singing about his BLACK girlfriend. Not to be confused with the uncharted sequel song in 1962, where McDaniels sung about his WHITE girlfriend. It was entitled TWO Hundred Pounds of Clay.
Yo, Tyrone and Jamaal double-dated last night. Jamaal had a One Hundred Pounds of Clay chick, while Tyrone had a TWO Hundred Pounds of Clay chick!
by BigBird1017 March 8, 2008
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