hummingbird top

Little kisses on the top of a dickhead

I didn't want a blowjob, so she gave me some hummingbird top

by coonsauce March 18, 2020

Regan Hammond

you. you are regan hammond.

regan hammond once said that "zane tipitch isn't hot, he's cute"

by your_mothers_son November 9, 2022

idiot humming

When someone absentmindedly hums a tune over and over to themselves, much to the annoyance of people around them.

Mrs. Mandrake: (humming Star Wars theme) "Duuh Duuh da da da Duuh Duuh da da da Duuh Duuh dun-dun-dun-duuuuh..."

Mr. Mandrake: "Uh, are you just going to keep idiot humming all night?"

Mrs. Mandrake: "What?... oh the humming! Sorry, I have Star Wars stuck in my head."

Mr. Mandrake: "I know."

...5 minutes later...

Mrs. Mandrake: "Duuh Duuh da da da Duuh Duuh..."

by figsandcheese November 5, 2009

humonmahballs

Hum On my balls

That bitch was talking all types of crazy whack shit, so I told her to humonmahballs

by HeadPlug April 5, 2004

humongous fungus

Noun - An extremely large bellfruit.

OMG! You have a humongous fungus. *Gets down on knees*

by hfc May 6, 2007

humongulous

A homunculus whom, during it's creation, becomes malformed and quite grotesque. The Humongulous lacks fingernails and teeth, as they had turned to liquid during the failed creation of the beast. Little is known of these near-mythical creatures other than their thirst for flesh.

Famous last words: What are these, some sort of humongulous...

by Krunklez January 14, 2012

hummingbird

when the guy sticks his pointer and middle finger into the girls vagina just like a hummingbird would do to the nectar of a fucking flower

i gave sara the hummingbird last night when i realized she didnt have any underwear under her tight ass skirt!

by dre November 25, 2003