Humaliated

Intense humiliation experienced when you are the spouse of a public figure that is nationally and/or internationally exposed for lewd and lascivious behavior.

Huma Abedin must be so humaliated by her husband's Weinergate publicity. So glad Hillary Clinton is there for moral support!

by WordCurious June 17, 2011

human urinal

a person that likes to act as a urinal and drinks / gets pissed on

Jane: where r u going?
Tom: to piss
Jane: my mouths open
Tom: 0.0

by anonymous October 21, 2004

Human Fire Hydrants

When a high wasted midget wears red pants and have a big ass.

SNL skit with Bill Hader and Seth Myers where Stefon says a club Twice has thought of everything including human fire hydrants

by KIDKIDOOO April 25, 2010

Human Futon

A friendly girl who enjoys showering with entire athletic teams and has more random guys pass out on her than a Frat room futon.

Wow Katy, you and the entire football team? You are such a human futon.

by Hey Buddy July 2, 2008

Huhargh

The sound that Arnold says most the time

Arnold Schwarzenegger says: Huhargh. or http://eeuauaughhhuauaahh.ytmnd.com/

by Rune Numsegardi March 21, 2009

Human Roomba

When you put a midget on a skateboard and it slides around on your floor, eating garbage.

"Dude I need to vacuum my house"
"We don't have time for that, just put Mikey on a skateboard and he'll do it for you, he'll be a human roomba"

by Carador July 28, 2012

Human chameleon

A person who alters their personality according to who they are trying to impress or fit in with.

Wow, she's a totally different person when she's around those guys than she is with us. Wonder what her real personality is. She's like a human chameleon.

by Stickin to bein me November 26, 2013