My mom caught me masturbating for the first time. I was in second grade. I was sitting on my bed. curiously touching my penis. My mom walked in the room and saw. She sat down next to me on my bed where I was fapping. With my penis still out, she started to have some sort of parental conversation with me. She was confusing me, with such weird talk about "condoms" or whatever she called it. She smirked softly, then she put her hand on my dick. I was scared and confused. I've only seen these kinda things on television. She then told me "sh, everythings going to be all right. I was pretty nervous. She started to slowly stroke my dick, as I moaned quietly under my breath "mom.." As she increased her speed slightly, my dick started to twitch. I accidentally peed on mom. "Why is my pee white" "this is called cum, sweetheart. It's what happens when you see a very pretty lady, and she touches you here." Mom lays me on my back. "Hush dear, its going to be alright" She takes her pants off. She then removes her panties. "This is a vagina. Its what you put your peepee into." Before i knew it, i was fucking mom. "Oh my gosh, mom, this feels so amazing!" "Oh yeah, right there, cum in my pussy OHH" her hips started to furiously sway against my dick "Ohh mom, im cumming!" "OHHHH"
birb: *shitposts some Group Sex//Inbred Humanity lol*
me: ok you fucking ass of a child
everyone else: ok you fucking ass of a child, u still cute tho uwu
me: ok you fucking ass of a child
everyone else: ok you fucking ass of a child, u still cute tho uwu
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We "the people" have been naming them "planets" for some time now.
In this context "we the people" i do mean all people, if you have a thing for horses, animals, things or places, than this doesn't make you a rock or a horse or even a piece of soap, it is still, i know unbelievable, but it doesn't make you something other than human. You may like horses, you may like soap, but rest asured you shall never be soap!
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We "the people" have been naming them "planets" for some time now.
In this context "we the people" i do mean all people, if you have a thing for horses, animals, things or places, than this doesn't make you a rock or a horse or even a piece of soap, it is still, i know unbelievable, but it doesn't make you something other than human. You may like horses, you may like soap, but rest asured you shall never be soap!
So yes, if it was something you have done, you might try to blame the tree in a poetic manner or seek to stone a piece of soap but that's all there is to it.
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