horsedick

A disgusting horny man whore who finds anything with a vagina attractive. Uses the term dude when talking to alleged 'friends'. Likes to talk to the herbs daily. Other terms associated with horse dick: pizza face , simba and horse. Wanna be Elvis. Has never heard of proactive.

There's horsedick, he's lookin' pretty Simba like today.

by nnnnnnnnaaaaaaaaaaaaakkkkkkkkk October 30, 2011

Put Horse Cock Here

I'm literally just making this so I can buy a mask that says it

plz put horse cock here uwu

by ballslapper69 December 9, 2020

Horsefuckery

Descriptive noun for behavior that is ridiculous. Less silly than "tomfoolery" and with 10% more fuckery.

I can't believe he used that vuvuzela during the strategy meeting! That is next-level horsefuckery!

by PeldarBoom March 24, 2023

horse cock

an ironic, sarcastic, and/or sacastic little bitch

"Hey Joe, where's the snail trail you left on my Captain Marvoulous?"
"In a place,dude!"
"Shut up you horse cock!"

by kyle000014 January 15, 2007

horsehonkey

To display disgust, or to refute an incorrect statement.

"Are you kidding me? That's horsehonkey!"

by No Name99 February 24, 2008

horse cock

a cock that belongs to a hoar, pronounced "hoar's cock"

she was an ugly bitch did you see that horsecock.

by wik the wokker October 26, 2003

Horseback Riding

The gayest sport known to man.

Dude, check out Fruity horseback riding.

by not shadowgod August 18, 2009