Hamleting

Peeing in a person's ear.

I got hamleted and now I can't hear SHIT.
I enjoy hamleting my loved ones.

by Phat Lutz March 31, 2009

hometerosexual

A typical man, who happens to like other men, but without being a screaming queen and broadcasting it on all frequencies...
Can sometimes be confused with a metrosexual straight man Or a closeted gay man...

Coined by Alan... COPYRIGHT

Hey, did you see that boy last night at bar? he was really nice, best of, he's a hometerosexual, so it makes him even cuter...

by Ally151085 December 29, 2008

Howlett

Commonly confused with a large square-shaped lump of basalt. This is, however, incorrect and it is simply something that resembles a human, with a non-square-shaped head. There is also great debate over the sexuality and even gender of the Howlett.

hey rachel, check out that Howlett, its HUGE! lets go hit it.. or cover it in highlighter fluid.
hmm.. do you think it would fit up a dyson?

by matt r lfc December 13, 2007

Hometown

Romantic interest (generally a girlfriend, but can be a boyfriend) from one's hometown. Often used by someone in college who is away from said romantic interest. See also Hometown Honey.

Speaker 1: "Dude, you hookin' up with that Chi-O this weekend?"

Speaker 2: "Can't do it man, my Hometown is coming in."

by 51westside July 8, 2011

hometeam

a group of homosexuals from the same georaphical area

I saw the hometeam heading to the club.

by VOORHIES August 19, 2003

Hamlet Indiana

A small town in NW Indiana, which is basically LaPorte, next to Kingsford Heights, as well as Kingsbury. It does mostly habitat cheaters and liars and drinking while driving on those back roads because they can get away with it because there is nothing else to do other than farm/drink/cheat/find online affairs and hurt others in the process. Lots of farming area.

hamlet hamlet indiana cheaters liars alcohlics capital of online sex affairs sneaking around back biting

by Disgruntled Human Being March 20, 2011

Homless Rich Booty Jumper

A sport where very wealthy people, that often live in India, China, Turkey, and caves in England, take all their money out of the bank in only fives and twenties. They then find a spot out side or in a basement of a family of six, place there fives and twenties on the ground and sleep on top of the money. At 5:26 am they wake up and go find a hott girl from ages 14 through 24 or a male at the age of 45, jump on his or her back, and fucks the person untill 7:26 am, then runs back to their money pile, and goes to sleep at 7:30 am.

Oh my god Ashley! I was walking to Daniels house last night when this very attractive Homless Rich Booty Jumper mounted me. It was a blast. Literally.

by Balltickler January 8, 2011