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Holden Commodore 

Australias very own car, a car that is reliable and easy to fix and has been the staple of Australian automotive history since 1978. If you think your crummy ford falcon is better than anything on the road (especially Commodores) you're wrong. You're not an Australian made company as your parts are imported from the U.S, your cheap plastic interiors break all the time and look like the back end of a donkey, spark plugs fail all the time, Head gasket oil leaks, failing alternator, major oil leaks, power steering pump fails within the first 100,000 km, Exhaust sounds are horrific and not to mention your dodgy A/C. Yes, our Commodores may have issues here and there and most of our engines are Chevy motors but General Motors bought Holden in 1931 hence why to that reason. The only reason why you own a ford is that it is overrated, cheap, bland, most of your cars are in famous movies and are sold all over the world. Holden is exclusive to Australia nowhere else.
I'm a proud Aussie to own a Holden Commodore.
Holden Commodore by Yackob November 24, 2021

Holden Pozo 

The nicest and tallest person I know..You have amazing music taste and are just the best <3 plus your really cute

s h i n n i e
Girl 1: Are you dating Holden Pozo?
Girl 2: Yes, since 3/22 <3
Girl 1: Wow!! Lucky!!
Holden Pozo by am223439 April 8, 2022

Holden Massachusetts 

A place were Cyrus rosbach sits on his phone in Seminar.
Cyrus is sitting in seminar in Holden Massachusetts

holden colorado 

A family SUV that is not suitable for off-road use
I have to buy a Holden Colorado because the misses wants kids
holden colorado by Collie hater March 23, 2017

holden michael billiot 

Someone who is very hot.He is hot from head to toe.He is the best friend you can have.
Me:Holden Michael Billiot is so hot.
holden michael billiot by geuis November 25, 2017

Holden's Counterpart 

A biting creative nonfiction deconstruct of those who get celebrated for doing novels where character were never their's to begin with. The author sneaked this on fanfiction as he introduced a tone that some who are known types who gave him shit were put on spot. He took aim at the pseudo-novelist who wrote the piece of shit known as Another Hope which Lucasfilm took aim at her along with his rival, Nick Matamas, on his LiveJournal blog. Noted for the jokes at his own expense using slurs for Italians, greaseball and wop. Noted for the challenging question, "Does one see the world through the eyes of a fan writer or a journalist?" The companion pieces are "Hometown of the Fabulist" on facebook and The Fandom Writer on FictionPress.

It didn't have the same reaction as the slash fandom had when he introduced a short story called The Fandom Writer on FictionPress as it attracted 43 reviews from disgruntled slash fanfiction writers -- some called it a hatefic. He addressed The Stephen Glass affair and the debacle he was dragged into back in Halloween 2010 as he revamped his project to become his most personal anthology project.

When fandom writers when doing fan fiction sometimes don't realize some of the material was based on true stories such as Fast Times or Normal Life as it was based on the Bearded Bandit from Schamburg, Illinois.
The said piece was conceived when he caught a fanwriter saying, "Fan fiction is better than the original material" then the bastard blasted the piece.

He pointed out, "this one goes over your heads because you don't investigate journalistic shams and academic frauds.

You do novels that eventually you'll be stealing from us in the small press." The title refers to Catcher in the Rye's main character as the author was the creative nonfiction counterpart; hence the term Holden's Counterpart.