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Hobosexual

A low class individual who enters into a relationship to freeload and for a place to stay.

Usually found: with a suspended license, screaming 'Roll Tide' at strangers, wearing a cheap hat, talking about himself, lacking moral character, in-between jobs
Hey bro, did you see Alabama Jones is back in NYC?

Yeh man, he's Hobosexual, he must've found another chick to stay w for free.
by CelebrityHobo December 10, 2017
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A person who is homeless and will have sex with a gay person just to have a place to live. (I'm not gay but $20 is $20)
Bill: I just got a text from Chris and he wants to move in with me.

Mark: stop that action right now cuz he's a hobosexual.
by BigSeags December 31, 2021
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A man or woman who enters a relationship in order to avoid homelessness.
Gary is such a hobosexual. Hes only with you coz he has no where else to go girl, make sure hes attracted to you and not your tenancy agreement!
by Blackpoolbrown September 29, 2022
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A person who is exclusively attracted to homeless people.
I saw Johnny at the shelter last night, I think he might be a hobosexual.
by Andy Howerson August 19, 2016
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A person who enjoys taking people out on dates that expect the following:

A person who expects to get their hair and nails done before the first date or during the talking/dating stage.

A person who thinks they deserve a fine dining meal for the first date.
I'm a hobosexual, I enjoy helping out the less fortunate, I know I'll never see them again but I love buying hair and nails to make them feel nice.
by B.C. Definitions November 24, 2023
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When a bummy ass homosexual 49er or Buffalo Bill fan thinks there team has a chance in hell of being a contender.
Some exhibit trouble spelling the word "yes" and other easy words. All of them would back down when asked to make a wager against an elite team.
"Hey J-yes, lets make a loser leaves bet on the 9er game"

J-yes: "Nah man, my puzzy is irritated. Let me divert attention to something else"

"Man, why you gotta be a Hobosexual about this? Take the bet or stfu"
by Retta S November 22, 2011
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Homeless loser who pretends he loves you to move in and get free rent and everything else.
Sam is homeless in between all the women he moves in with scams & leeches off of. Sam has no car and no teeth. Sam is a career HoboSexual.
by Chick a boom boom May 30, 2022
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