Roleplay, typically sexual. Involves two people, one as Gollum and one as Smeagol. Gollum should usually be on bottom, choking Smeagol from below. Engaging in this sex position assumes that the partners have obtained the cockring of power. Place the cockring on a third party's finger, Gollum bites it off, and uses it to fuck Smeagol.
by Ngizzle June 3, 2018
Get the Nasty Hobbitses mug.Jenny The Bloggess said Dooce was like a mystical hobbit because she is so hella famous that she couldn't possibly be real but she is, like Jesus or Santa. Deb on the Rocks is a mystic hobbit wannabee, but she's not there yet.
by Deb on the Rocks August 18, 2008
Get the Mystical Hobbit mug.Hobbitology~ noun- The study of the amount of micro-syphilitic weight capacity of a Hobbit's brain case.
by Lord Gekko October 1, 2008
Get the Hobbitology mug.A term I coined to define the extremely cheesy sub-genre of Heavy Metal known as Power Metal. It consists of corny lyrics that are preoccupied with meaningless crap like swords, elves, dragons, castles and anything else that one can find in a Dungeons and Dragons marathon. I do not call it Hobbit Rock out of contempt for Tolkein, which I love. I call it that because it has a nice ring to it and it is very fitting.
Me: Man, I heard this Hobbit Rock song by Rhapsody called The Emerald Sword. I laughed so hard that milk came out my nose.
by The Great Vafl'a September 11, 2007
Get the Hobbit Rock mug.If you have already seen Lord of the Rings then you already know what a hobbit is. Hobbiting is when someone explores and adventures a hillside or mountain side, usually through the woods. A hill/mountain side is not mandatory, but it furthers the hobbiting experience. Smoking, making fires, and making forts are some common hobbiting activities. Psychedelic drugs (LSD, mushrooms, peyote) really enhance a hobbing experience, and really get you involved in the sport. Mischief and curiousity are a must.
"Where are Jake and Nate?"
"Oh, they went hobbiting today. They're climbing around some mountainside making campfires and having a good time."
"I went hobbiting yesterday, you should have seen the fort that I built."
"No one hobbits like we do. We hobbit that mountain side to no end, and that's some damn good acid."
"Oh, they went hobbiting today. They're climbing around some mountainside making campfires and having a good time."
"I went hobbiting yesterday, you should have seen the fort that I built."
"No one hobbits like we do. We hobbit that mountain side to no end, and that's some damn good acid."
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