Hitchaboo

A person who thrives for a sugar daddy and all of his benefits without giving any benefits or considerations for their daddy.

Girl 1: “I don’t want to fuck him, but I want him to pay for my nails on Saturday.”
Girl 2: “Isn’t he supposed to be your sugar daddy?”
Girl 1: “Girl, you know sugar daddies come with a commitments. I hitch myself to this “New Boo”.

Gurl 2: Sounds like you’re a “hitchaboo”!

by Grell May 7, 2022

hitchcott

proud KKK member

"OMG this guy is such a Hitchcott"

by Daddydhillon May 18, 2022

Rusty Hitch

When a girl tries to stop riding you and you three finger pop her asshole and pull her back on.

I gave Kelly a good ol' rusty hitch

by Mr.bobo95 October 13, 2013

stinky hitchhiker

The act of inserting one's thumb into a partner's anus.

Jamal surprised Yolanda, anal virgin, with a stinky hitchhiker.

by Robot and ManChild March 9, 2014

Hoe Hitch

An accessory for a truck or light SUV. When you've had enough of that Hoe and want to drag that Hoe across town. She sits on the 3.5" ball hitch in roller skates and you tow her Hoe ass.

"That Hoe Courtney isn't allowed in my truck anymore. Pop a squat on my hoe hitch and I'll tow your bitch ass around town".

by Skiitchin June 23, 2021

nico hischier

THE SEXIEST MF ON THE NEW JERSEY DEVILS

ALSO 1ST OVIE IN 2017 DRAFT AND CURRENT CAPTAIN 2021-2022

PUCK BUNNIES LOVE LOVE LOVE HIM AND AS THEY SHOULD HE DESERVES ALL THE HYPE

friend: did you watch that devils game last night
me: the one with NICO HISCHIER the most sexiest mf hockey player ever def a puck bunny for him!!!!

by jujunlion February 24, 2022

hitchcock

A verb, meaning to fly into a window, usually killing the bird involved. Derived from Alfred Hitchcock's "The Birds", in which story crazy birds out to get people would dive bomb into walls or windows, often causing damage.

Whoah, a bird totally just hitchcocked the hell out of himself on my window

by JimmyJr May 24, 2006