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Hipster

A snapback icon in human form produced in the 80's by the money-and-culture-loving human creations of nonconformist 60's parents. Simply, a way to do nothing to change anything except with superficial differences and on paper while appearing to and channeling energies in that exact same useless direction, like every other generation ever born. Another every 20 year change in same phenomonen in a media cultured floundering society.
00's Hipster: We're so unique
60's Hippie: Not as unique as 'we' were
80's Me gener: What's so special about unique?
by simple-minded October 8, 2008
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Hipster

People between the ages of 18 and 30 who claim to reject mainstream culture. They like to say that they possess creativity, intelligence, and witty banter...but in all reality, they are all cynical assholes who refuse to shower and like to feed on the souls of the innocent. When they aren't being total tools or having butt sex with each other, they like to pretend that they are God's gift to creation. Their humor resembles that of a dead horse, and they listen to music that makes even a deaf man want to kill himself. They wear jeans that an infant would have a hard time fitting into, and sweaters that someone's deceased grandmother gave to the salvation army. Every hipster comes fully loaded with an $800 camera that (obviously) makes them a professional photographer. Instead of playing outside during their youth, they liked to stay inside and listen to their parents old records. When they aren't riding around on their bicycles, they are usually browsing an antique store spending the money their upper middle class parents gave them, because getting a job is too mainstream. Although they claim to be nonconformist, you will only find them decked out in the latest edition of everything Apple. They tend to be rude, selfish, and have a smug sense of superiority. What once was hip and indie in the 80's has been completely ruined by the new age hipsters that lank the streets of society today. Saying you're a hipster today is like saying you're an ignorant douche bag bastard.
Oh my, that woman's thong is sticking out of her extremely tight pants! Never mind, it's just Johnny the hipster again.
by TahtGril October 21, 2011
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Hipster

A young adult who's major accomplishment in life is considering themselves "cooler" than their surrounding society.
Hipster: you listen to the mainstream radio? Pffft, you're one of the sheeple.

Me: Wow, you're so much cooler than me. Congratulations. What an incredibly important accomplishment!
by Army wife November 4, 2013
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Hipster

"Of course that Hipster kid drinks nothing but PBR. His parents own the distribution network!"
by Jack O'Pumpkin September 21, 2013
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Hipster

A Hipster is a person aged from 10-40 who typically live in inner Melbourne, namely Yarraville, Williamstown and Seddon who listens to indie and makes yogurt in a jar and is a vegan but secretly eats bacon and has a coif and a ned Kelly beard and wear rolled up jeans and no socks and a massive fucking trench coat.
Omg, look at Odin, even his name says his hipster, let alone the coif and the rolled up jeans. lol.
by This_Bitch_Is_Evil September 17, 2014
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Hipster

A person who enjoys living in an urban environment. Typically reserved around crowds they do not know (unless it’s a Ridiculous political campaign like Hillary Clinton’s). The men of the hipster society enjoy dressing like really skinny females with their skirt looking shirts and tight skinny jeans. The ladies of the hipster society enjoy wearing very large round glasses (aka ugly mosquito glasses) and like drinking Starbucks.

Occasionally you will find a hipster in a rural environment. You can call those hippies. They are “off the grid” with their non gmo gardens fertilized with cow manure and their pet cows (with they will never eat because they are vegan).

If you do get to know one they are very intelligent and well educated. They also tend to be great people, just don’t bring up pro-life, guns, or Trump
Did you see that girl drinking that latté at Starbucks? With those funny glasses on she must have been a hipster

Kyle: why is that guy wearing the same outfit as my mom?

Ryan: because he’s probably gay.

Luis: no man! He’s a hipster!

Kyle & Ryan: shut up Luis
by Toaster oven October 24, 2018
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Hipster

Hipsters come from affluent backgrounds, they form a part of the aristocracy: the bigotted, highbrow behavior toward others is tinged with Victorian-era, teleological world views, which is naturally a display of their position in the power relations within society. This statement is emblematic of this subculture in that in the process of attempting to distance themselves from their hereditary, privileged class group, nevertheless continue to exhibit a contemporary version of the same prejudice and exceptionalism which further buttress their position in the social power schema. This is why neighborhoods are often gentrified to accommodate to appeal for the hipster demographic.
Don't drive your '86 chevy over there, the hipsters will tell you how you should ride a bike or drive a hybrid instead.
by Gato Volador December 2, 2014
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