hippo fist

the camel toe's big sister. a slightly overweight chick wearing tight spandex pants. you have a sudden urge to shake its hand. or depending on the hottness of the girl you would like to tell her to wear sweatpants next time. or you just wanna punt it across the parking lot. second only to whale fluke.

i was walking down the hallway and was punched in the eye by sarah's hippo fist!

by john4swagguh April 14, 2008

Heppel

An adjective used in describing a handsome guy that has selective tourettes. The word wanker is the favoured expletive.

Hopefully meant in a good way and this is usually confirmed with a 'hawt' smile.

Standard banterous conversation . . .

'1st dick comment of the day'
'You WANKAA!'

'Heppel chatter there dude'

by Please don't die. August 30, 2011

hippocampen

A morbidly obese male who is very camp

Woo man did you say that hippocampen wearing that short skirt

by flippingfantasticwords January 5, 2012

Herporrhea

Herporrhea is a cross breed of the STI's herpes and gonorrhea commonly found in blond whores across the nation.

Daymmm you heard about Shaniqua getting the Herporrhea?

Yeah boy she's got one mukky tuppy!!

by Damian111234 October 3, 2013

herppopotamus

A herppopotamus is a hippo (large girl/guy) with herpes.

Kyle: Steve, you should try and get with her

Steve: Kyle for the last time, I like big girls, just not the ones with the herps

Kyle: Got it, no herppopotamus's!

by ComputerChris May 15, 2014

Hippo Foot

The Trans (Sexual/Gender) version of Camel Toe

Look at the Hippo Foot on him/her, ermm that!

by Mr Carr May 16, 2014

Herpogonosyphilaids

A disease a woman contracts after she has been used many times. Contains diseases such as Herpes, Gonorrhea, Syphilis, and AIDS.

Guy 1: Damn, look at the size of her pussy!
Guy 2: She's probably a thot with herpogonosyphilaids.

by blue_clauds November 30, 2014