heiferlicious

adj. A portmanteau of heifer and bootylicious, used to describe a heavily-built woman who wears clothing which should only be worn by someone with an "ideal" body-type.

Clothing that exposes a gut, back fat or orange-peel legs would render the wearer heiferlicious.

by Benny Blanco from Bromley July 3, 2006

trifling heifer

A female cow or "trifling heifer" who goes around claiming they don't have "MAD COW DISEASE"- over and over again and agian - while the major symptoms are pianfuly obvious and visible.

"trifling heifer": "I don't have mad cow disease for the simple fact that I am not a Cow!!-I am acually a helicopter, and if anyone come out into this field to "put me down" or kill me saying i am diseased I will simply fly away."

by crazyvaletbob June 18, 2006

HiMERU

a guy from ensemble stars who has a FATASS COCK 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

"himeru banged me earlier"
"lmao sweet"

by kirigiiri September 18, 2022

Hemerage

something exceedingly gay

by Lith May 14, 2003

heimerdinger

A league of legends character added back in 2009 as one of the original champions

Heimerdinger really carried that game

by nutellachan September 29, 2021

Heifer Dust

The dust that accumulates on, and around an old, fat, virgins vagina due to lack of use.

I was so desperate that I almost slept with this old fat chick, but then I saw how much heifer dust she had.

by JimmyElrah November 13, 2011

your such a heiser

when you are in a club tryin to get your mac on and one guy keeps following you aruond askins if you "bat for the othe team" and will even go to extreme measures like follow you in the batroom and watch you while you piss the only way he will go away is if you yell your such a heiser.

brendan:hey do you have a permit for that thing
drew:stop watching me while i piss fag
brendan:come on theres always room for more at the conga line
drew:YOUR SUCH A HEISER no leave me alone you cock wrangler

by definemyass October 3, 2005