Henerz

The ability to convincingly confuse fantasy with actual fact

Fantasy - “I got 'butt naked' with two girls last night”
Fact – “I slept in the same house as two girls last night”

by emma September 7, 2004

Uber-heffer

(Derivative of heifer)
Someone who eats a lot and who closely resembles a pizza oven in size.

If Molly carries on eating all that chocolate cake everyday, she's gonna become an uber-heffer

by *Barbie July 25, 2006

heffer

a baby cow
a person who eats a lot will turn into a heffer

Jack: "dang im hungery"
Kelly: "dang heffer!"

"dang that girl be stuff her face, dang she a heffer"

by britkneee December 28, 2005

hofner

When you have a boner for no particular reason.

Lawrence gets hofners all the time.

by Elizabethanne February 26, 2007

Hefer

A female cow that has yet to have a child

That hefer is grazing on grass

by Lucky Tabaten April 23, 2017

Heffer

people that make you angry:(
a way to say hi to people
use in place of the word friend
when someone does something rude

Those girls in room 233 and 235 are heffers!
Hey little heff!
That was a heffer move!

by Bomquiqui May 1, 2009

hefer

A big tub of lard in the form of a 100 lbs white girl.

That hefer was a hoe

by cxftjmncxg October 24, 2005