Hebrew

The language of the Jewish! שלום

Hey how are you?-שלום. משלומך I love hebrew

by B-b-b-ostonian December 16, 2014

"Slow-down your shutter, your overlaoding me" ("Tsamtsem, ata lo ba-li tov" in Hebrew)

Originated from contemporary spoken Hebrew, it defines a situation where an agitated person, most probably with a splitting head-ache, hang-over or before his first morning cofee, is asking another to calm down, don't use verbose sentences, speak slower or not to overload his aching head with issues that requires listening, thinking or focusing.

This phrase, originating from a leading Israeli comedy show, is well curved in contemporary spoken language and it means (in a free translation): - "slow down your shutter, your "homing in" on me in an overloading manner".

Gesture-aware people most often accompany this phrase with an overdramatic facial expression of a person abrupting his 1-hour sleep after having an awful hang-over, by some woody-allen style geek who lightens up the room and asking him if he read about the new star names EL-12141 reently discovered in our solar system.

You have just broken up with your girlfriend, and you have a splitting headache after a long night of non-fruitful pick-up bar road-show, and you have just been awaken your MBA roomate who opens your room windows wide, turns on the music loudly, and tells you in a patronizing voice "look at you, I am going to take care of you. Do you want me to prepare you an organic Soya drink? and then, we can practice some Yoga, and then..."

You then bluntly, with a suffering voice, eyes half-shut,your right hand blocking the rude sunlight coming from the windows, looking at him and, right before falling asleep again, saying "Tsamtsem, ata lo ba-li-tov".

by Moti Krispil August 26, 2005

Hebro

The hairstyle naturally assumed by the kinky hair of certain people of Jewish extraction.

That Dustin Diamond has the biggest hebro I've ever seen.

by Jim May 30, 2004

Hebrew Hammer

The act of shitting in a sock, and then approaching one of your sleeping mates,and then proceeding to put said poopsock on his foot

Henry got Hebrew Hammer'd!

Avoid the Hebrew Hammer!

by GasMaskOverdrive December 15, 2017

Hebrewtal

-Adjective-

Used to describe an individual or business that is being extremely Jewish. Usually, but not always, the act of being way to Jewish is committed by big business and successful business owners. And usually directly impacts their consumers and staff alike in negative ways while greatly benefiting those in power or control.

"Man, that job paid 250k!"

"How much did you make?"
"500$.."
"Hebrewtal"

by MagnanimusBananamis March 13, 2019

african american haberdasher

A person of African descent now living in the united states, who makes a living by selling clothing articles.

"Which of the following best represents Mr. Griffin? Problem drinker, or African American haberdasher?"

by Phleemeister June 16, 2016

Héberge

The state of being an extreme silly goose/crackhead

Plural:
-hébergest
-hébergee
-hébergi

(created by eduff)

“She’s such a héberge!”

“They are being hébergest”

by hellomynameiseduff November 13, 2019