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Hobo Heater 

The act of three or more hobos huddling together, giving heat to those poor suckers in the middle; not to say the ones on the outside aren't poor too.
Hey Jim and Bob, let's get the hobo heater goin.

Hobo heaters are just as effective as central air.

Fuck, there's only two of us, no Hobo heat.
Hobo Heater by C Lit December 7, 2010

Diesel Heater 

A female who is overweight and unattractive. Ranks one level lower than a slam pig. She's sooo fat that when she's in your bed she gives off heat.
Brent brought home a diesel heater again last night? Gross
Diesel Heater by s. mcnugent January 27, 2011

scrotom heater 

A small portable accessory usually found at kmart. It is operated by turning the nob on the side a few degees clockwise and attaching it to scrotom via the metal clips that come included in the packaging
Hey John can i borrow your scrotom heater because i really need to jerk it to blues clues porn and i havent any blanket so my scrotes gets quite chilly oh and those spongebob nipple clamps too for my anus

dutch heater 

Much like a dutch oven, a dutch heater utilizes the warmth of heating blankets. Many professionals step up their game and their stank by unleashing this powerful concoction under the warmth of a heating blanket. The added heat presents an unpleasant atmosphere for the unsuspecting occupent.
"I totally pulled a dutch heater on Jillian the other night. The stank consumed her entire body."
"If you really need to break up with someone, you can try a dutch heater."
dutch heater by Sir Patrick Knight September 14, 2016

Gacha heater 

Gacha heater: UwU *comments on a video saying: Omg she just commented on my heat video yay*
Random gachatuber: *replies to said comment: ew! Why would I ever associate my likes with a Gacha heater? And stop doing it, it’s gross and disgusting*
Gacha heater by Llama Queen February 19, 2023

Vermont tent heater 

When you’re camping with a buddy, and you push your cots together for warmth, and he breaks your behymen.
Bro it’s getting cold out, let’s set up a Vermont tent heater.