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cool hanzel

a phrase used to describe a cool situation.
it must be said with a "cool hanzel face" from Zoolander
ben: so i totally got ballkuzzied last night by this hella chick
emily: cool hanzel!!!
by Emily&&Bin January 5, 2007
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Jim Hansen

a Character born out of my imagination, to be straight with you hes a total dick and works for CBC (as you can tell he fits in there) and he constantly is hurting his camera man bill.
jim hansen whipped bills ass and gouged out his left eye holy fuck!
by Sparqz May 27, 2009
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Chris Hansen

To take a shit on a person during intercourse for the specific purpose of humiliating them. This is comparable to the humiliation Chris Hansen imposes on suspects on "To Catch a Predator".
Steve always has to be in control, he would probably Chris Hansen a girl on the first date, just to make sure she knows who's the boss.
by RuthlessGraveyards May 6, 2009
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chris hansen

"did u see msnbc dateline's \to catch a predator last night?"

"ya! chris hansen totally owned meatrocket8, when he went to the seccret undercover house, not to get his lolita but to get sent to jail!"
by meatrocket8 August 8, 2009
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Hazen

Usually a rich man, has more then one girlfriend,also known and respected for his perspective of life.
My friend Hazen wants to know if your going into the field of business.
by Hazen* November 2, 2020
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Haneen

Haneen is an annoying human being that is married to Shrek.
Person 1: Oh my gosh Haneen is so annoying
person 2: I heard she's married to Shrek.
by Sussy Baka Says Hi May 19, 2022
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Josh Hansen

This person is a special person. He is not just your average human, he is actually God. He spends lots of time answering prayers, mainly from his specialized Iphone that his mother, Virgin Mary, bought him. He resides in Whitman, MA, but is everywhere at all times. He is worshiped by many people.
Who parted the Red Sea?
Josh Hansen

Who created the world?
Josh Hansen
by Strong Believer January 6, 2013
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