Hank Job

the name given to the sexual act of rubbing a chode or several chode against one's own chode. It is highly popular with fat homosexuals.

hey i just walked in to my son's room while he was getting a hank job,so i decided to join him.

by Kwayne Carter April 20, 2014

Hank Green

Hank is a tiny yellow songbird said to represent the soul of France.

He is also comprised completely out of awesome.

Hank Green and John Green are, in fact, not the same person.

by valerie2776 July 5, 2008

Hank Tangian queer

Term coined by DeusErgoVeritas to describe the object of desire for homosexual obsessed old men who reside on the internet.

DeusErgoVeritas may not admit it, but his obsession with homoerotic limerick suggests he is a Hank Tangian queer himself.

by mario00318 April 18, 2014

Hank Marvin

cockney slang for starving.

"i'm hank marvin"! or "im propa hank"!

by teresa November 23, 2004

hank steel

The real queer cowboy

I’m Hank Steel the real queer cowboy!

by Hank’s Redemption February 13, 2019

Hank Green

Hank Green, famous musical artist, Vlogger, and the creator of VidCon, according to his brother John Green (Author), is the second largest ocean in the world. Hank is also an adorable drunk princess.

Have you ever swam in Hank Green?

Did you see Hank Green on the news?

by NFFL! August 23, 2014

Hank Azaria

An oddly sexy and multitalented actor from New York. His most famous excursions include marrying Helen Hunt, playing Lancelot in the broadway musical Spamalot, and the voices of Moe, Apu and Chief Wiggum on the Simpsons.

He is the actor everyone knows about and has seen, but never knows the name of.

Also a Sephardic Jew, he is a perfect example of Sexjewgly

Hank Azaria is one fine piece of man and an awesome actor.

by toee May 24, 2006