hammer turkey

redneck version of ham or turkey, usually comes to place when a person is asked wut they want for dinner

"Honey, wutchu want, hammer turkey?"

by Christy Newman June 6, 2005

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Hammer 'n Anvil

To get a person intoxicated, with the ulterior motive of later having rough intercourse with them.

I'm going out with "Heather" for a little Hammer 'n Anvil action... I'm gonna get her hammered and pound her like an anvil.

by chefsayso March 3, 2007

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hammer boner

A hammerhead shark, only not a shark.

My pants are the beneficiary of an impressive hammer boner.

by The Product Lexicon December 18, 2008

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hammer on my jimmy

To masturbate aggressively with no intention of stopping.

Greg: "What are you up to this weekend?"
Rodney: "Nothing much. Probably just gonna sip a bottle of whiskey and hammer on my jimmy."

by THE HOLE WIZARD January 25, 2017

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He's amazing , sweet , kind , sharing , caring , and so much more . His handwriting is a fucking goddess. He always there for you when you down. He always ready to spill tea and he always finds out the tea . He's a keeper . One of the greatest best friends you could ask for. He can be petty if you try him . He always quick to roast a bitch for you or for himself. He's adorable and cute asf . He's not perfect his flaws are alright don't judge him . He's so quick at answering depending if he's busy or not . I swear after you met him , you'll be glad.

I need to get me a Hamari
Hamari seems lit asf

by wassgud123 March 15, 2017

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