Hammahpants 

A name given to a girl whose nights are devoted to alcoholic blackouts and sexual mischief. One who has to document her weekends with a camera in order to remember them and who wakes up next to John Doe and has to search the floor for condom wrappers to determine if they had sex. Hammahpants is more often than not a freshman in college and is highly susceptible to date rape, alcohol poisoning, genital warts, concussions, detox and/or prison, and gangbangs.

-"Hammahpants, what'd you do this weekend?"
>"Ya know, I'm not really sure! Check out my pics on Facebook and ask the Kappa Sigma fraternity because I woke up on their basement floor with my pants off!"

Hammahpants by WhatevaULike88 March 16, 2009

Hamzah

Hamzah is a really great and caring friend. He is short and doesn't look incredibly handsome but his personality is admirable. He truly is one of the greatest, kindest and most humble kind of person you'll meet.

Hey, Hamzah, you cool

Hamzah by doob doob June 28, 2019

hamdah 

hamdah is the WORST. she's an absolute clown and completely illiterate, but she means well usually and you can always count on her for a laugh! usually at her expense, but it's still a laugh....

Oh my god, she is SUCH a Hamdah....

hamdah by wishingforlondon July 1, 2019

damien is a hammahead 

damien sucks

damien is a hammahead mcmuffin

damien is a hammahead by not mike seriously April 13, 2010

ru hamah 

a stupid fat and ulgy she-man and it goes around sniffin batty's especially cerise's lol, she finks that people like her - erm no luv, they dont, they are usin u coz u can fight, and this is from a biggah gal than u yr 9 youts so bun u blaaaaad

ru-hamah:
"oh my goodness, i think i am sooo nice, an cerises arse tastes like strawberries!!!!!!"

ru hamah by real gang$tarrr September 26, 2003

Hammahjang 

All mixed up,confused,tangled,incoherent.

In his press conference from the White House podium his speech was intelligible and extremely hammahjang.

Hammahjang by Palar May 6, 2023

Hammihog 

A festive pig eaten at easter times by the Gray family.

lets roast us some fine Hammihog

Hammihog by Smoking Tha Wenis April 2, 2003