HAGGOT

1.not quite an old hag nor a faggot
2.an old hag who is also a faggot

"that teacher is a fucking haggot man" "i know, how could she take away my magazine?"

by your mommas momma March 31, 2009

Haggied

Word that one would say then some thing goes tits-up!!! Its the word that sparked off the other word, Hagred

Nial askes " R u lot coming out 2night??"

Ross says " No, i'm eating bannas 2night"

Jordie replys " No, i'm well too poor"

Aggi replys " No i like sleep to much and i'm old, and i'm fitting my new stair lift!!"

Nial says "Haggied!!!!!!!!"

by David Lehmann aka (Lemming) December 8, 2003

haggish

A black pudding made from pork guts, innards, left overs and loose ends of the pig. Similar in taste to blood sausage.

They don't call it black pudding for nothing.

An adhamh makes a mighty fine Haggish.

by Bashentee February 3, 2010

Haggis

More well known as a scottish delicacy
but also used as an insult between friends as it is not that insulting

Mouldy Haggis
Skanky Haggis
Mouldy Haggis with baby poo hair

by Melecky May 19, 2003

Haggis, Neeps, and Tatties

Slang term for when a kilt-donning man ejaculates on a woman's chest and tops it with a fresh shit then stands up to unveil the masterpiece.

After returning home from a long night at the Highland Fling, Aleck squatted down and served his lady up a steaming-hot helping of Haggis, Neeps, and Tatties.

by THEBIGVEE March 3, 2015

The Haggies

When ingesting large quantities of marijuana, some people may experience a sensation of be weighed down, to the point where they feel as if they cannot move. The name for this is “The Haggies”, referring to the “Hag” which is a sleep paralysis demon that is believed to pin people down. Despite the negative connotations of the name “The Haggies” are quite enjoyable.

“Yo, bruh! U good?”
“I smoked way too much, I got the Haggies”

by eatbeatnskeet February 17, 2021

Haggot

Someone who is very intoxicated.

F**k man I got so haggot last night.

by Benjumun December 23, 2008