Honky Log

A big Caucasian penis.

Mark: Whoa! Check out Christian! He's trying to fuck that girl, but she's a size queen.

Mike: Not to worry. He's packin' a honky log.

by borndead1 July 11, 2011

honky

also defined as tonk, or honky tonk women. to replace the colloquial use of 'biddie' or other words used to relate to the attractive female counterparts of 'bros'

'hey king, who was that honky you were talking to before'
'just some tonk, nothing special'

by king24/7 December 4, 2011

jive honky

Derogatory term black people use for white people who seem to be speaking nonsense.

Racism isn't over. That jive honky doesn't know what he's talking about.

by Jive Honky July 12, 2014

honky-donkey

Means almost anything you want it to mean, usually to annoy the person you are talking to because it has no real definition.

So do you want to go out back and honky-donkey?


I can't believe she did that, that is so honky-donkey!

by Liz December 24, 2004

Honky Knocker

a motion and attitude used to mock someone. Usually involves making a goofy ass face and bobbing your head around.

He looked at Dave, Dave bent down and gave him the dirtiest Honky Knocker I have ever seen.

by theben86 March 11, 2009

Honky rig

A term used to describe a temporary fix or quick fix for an object using any tools at hand. Also used for combining various unrelated objects in a ingenius way to create an otherwise unavailable piece of equipment. A Synonym for nigger rig designed to be used around sensitive company.

Friend: How did you fix your vibrating, electric razor?

Me: I had to honky rig one from a razor blade, duck tape, fishing line, and my wife's dildo.

Friend: very nice

by Dahounan February 19, 2009

honkie shmonkie

a magical yellow fairy

The guy punched the honkie shmonkie.

by ??? July 30, 2003