Used to reduce the shock at the end of a story which involves a instance for which there is no proper reaction. Such as revealing an embarassing secret, or telling something to the listener that they weren't supposed to know.
Person 1: "When I was a kid, I had a uncle who touched me inappropriately."
Person 2: ".......What?"
Person 1: "W-Well, that was the dream that I had."
Boyfriend: "So I was hanging with my boys at the bar last night and-"
Girlfriend: "Bar? My mother's funeral was yesterday, and you said you couldn't get off work."
Boyfriend: "...........I mean, that was just the dream that I had."
Person 2: ".......What?"
Person 1: "W-Well, that was the dream that I had."
Boyfriend: "So I was hanging with my boys at the bar last night and-"
Girlfriend: "Bar? My mother's funeral was yesterday, and you said you couldn't get off work."
Boyfriend: "...........I mean, that was just the dream that I had."
by barefeets November 4, 2010

a man standing on a sidewalk calmly clasping his hands in a white clean outfit consisting of white shorts, a belt, a white polo shirt, and shoes. ......kawolski, analysis. the best fucking meme ever
had to do it to him
by why do i have to do this November 1, 2018

by anonymous December 9, 2021

'I had an erection'
Used with the emphasis on the 'had' when something is a let down or has disappointed, especially when the speaker was very excited about the something in question. The point is that the erection is no longer there.
Used with the emphasis on the 'had' when something is a let down or has disappointed, especially when the speaker was very excited about the something in question. The point is that the erection is no longer there.
Billy: 'Dude, that show was totes rubbish, I mean, I had an erection'
Bob: 'Homes, I know exactly what you mean. I'm totes flaccid now.'
Bob: 'Homes, I know exactly what you mean. I'm totes flaccid now.'
by LoveBastard March 10, 2008

That definition isn't right. The phrase "If a frog had wings, he wouldn't bump his ass a-hoppin'" means that if a person didn't have to put up with a lot of shit or deal with a shitty situation, they wouldn't. If the frog had wings, he wouldn't bump his ass a-hoppin'.
Jim: Hey Bob, how come every girl you have sex with is a real brown bagger?
Bob: If a frog had wings...
Bob: If a frog had wings...
by SKTom March 19, 2009

by daggerboycnt69 January 17, 2011

by Sarah January 17, 2004
