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Used to reduce the shock at the end of a story which involves a instance for which there is no proper reaction. Such as revealing an embarassing secret, or telling something to the listener that they weren't supposed to know.
Person 1: "When I was a kid, I had a uncle who touched me inappropriately."
Person 2: ".......What?"
Person 1: "W-Well, that was the dream that I had."

Boyfriend: "So I was hanging with my boys at the bar last night and-"
Girlfriend: "Bar? My mother's funeral was yesterday, and you said you couldn't get off work."
Boyfriend: "...........I mean, that was just the dream that I had."
by barefeets November 4, 2010
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had to do it to him

a man standing on a sidewalk calmly clasping his hands in a white clean outfit consisting of white shorts, a belt, a white polo shirt, and shoes. ......kawolski, analysis. the best fucking meme ever
had to do it to him
by why do i have to do this November 1, 2018
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you've had a touch

Cockney slang for 'you're lucky.'
'You've had a touch, stupid little mug!!'
by anonymous December 9, 2021
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I had an erection

'I had an erection'

Used with the emphasis on the 'had' when something is a let down or has disappointed, especially when the speaker was very excited about the something in question. The point is that the erection is no longer there.
Billy: 'Dude, that show was totes rubbish, I mean, I had an erection'
Bob: 'Homes, I know exactly what you mean. I'm totes flaccid now.'
by LoveBastard March 10, 2008
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if a frog had wings

That definition isn't right. The phrase "If a frog had wings, he wouldn't bump his ass a-hoppin'" means that if a person didn't have to put up with a lot of shit or deal with a shitty situation, they wouldn't. If the frog had wings, he wouldn't bump his ass a-hoppin'.
Jim: Hey Bob, how come every girl you have sex with is a real brown bagger?
Bob: If a frog had wings...
by SKTom March 19, 2009
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he had her

a nice way of saying he had sex with her
Joe: "Is she DTF?"
Martine: "Yeah he had her at warinanco park"
by daggerboycnt69 January 17, 2011
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what had happened was

explination of dire circumstances; to really get your point across
Sharon:You hooked up with him?
Lani:See, what happened was...
by Sarah January 17, 2004
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