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Ripping a Grumpy

Verb: to rip a grumpy is to wait until the last second to shit, almost ripping off your pants button, and laying down the meaniest, "Grumpiest", shit you have ever taking in you life into any recepticle.
Mike: Tom, what were you doing all of 8th period?
Tom: Dude, I had to rip the meanest grumpy ever.
Mike: Damn, You were Ripping a Grumpy for 40 fucking minutes?
Tom:Yeah (*sniffle sniffle*).
Mike: Did it burn?
Tom: Like a Mexican man with gingivitis, and with his ass stuffed with jalapenos.
by UnholyFrostbite October 21, 2009
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Hot Gummy

The performance of felatio, dome or head by a male or female without any teeth. The hallmark of a Hot Gummy is that is exceptionally wet, slobbery and skin to gum contact feels silky smooth.

Hot Gummies are most commonly performed by meth addicts and members of the geriatric community.
Roger always enjoyed visiting his grandfather at the retirement home. During grandpa's nap time, Roger would troll the resident rooms until he found a willing granny to indulge him in his penchant for a Hot Gummy.
by Eaton Holgoode September 30, 2014
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Gumby

A cool green guy from an old 'claymation' TV show. He is made of clay.
"Oh no, Gumby! We have to save him!"
by unknown October 16, 2003
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Gumpish

One of Forrest Gump-like disposition, lacking in basic cognitive and linguistic skills. Possessing a knack for having a constant look of bemusement on their face.

Also used to describe the language spoken/typed by a person of Gumpish disposition.
Matthew: "he ring up late not and got tell there is no problem with it."

Smithie: "Dude...that sounds so gumpish, what the hell are you talking about?"
by Jellyfish December 16, 2005
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Gumpin' it

when you fuck someone whos not quite retarted but almost there.
"i was Gumpin' it last night with that chick in the freezer room in the back bro"
by gumper November 22, 2021
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grumpy lettuce

grumpy lettuce
oversized, sloppy, and disclored vagina lips in conjunction with excessive, un-tamed, and un-manicured pubic hair and any caliber of offensive smell directly related to the vagina orifice and its activities. (i.e.-pee trapped in hair, vaginosis, and or general body odor.) symptoms are usually discovered upon removal of the panties, foreplay, entry from the doggystyle position, or via your buddy that was a first-hand victim. All in all grumpy lettuce is when the vagina resembles 2 pieces of rotten lettuce that had been sitting in the fridge a little too long. It's so bad it actually makes the vagina look unhappy.
Was it not for the grumpy lettuce I would have been able to maintain an erection.
by BroccoliRob September 5, 2008
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gumby

Someone with little or no co-ordination or common sense and lacks any talent or potential to do anything but fuck everything up.
i cant believe you just destroyed all life on earth. all i asked you do was flush the toilet! your such a gumby!
by Scotty March 21, 2004
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