Generally some no-talent dickbag who slummed their way into social media without any knowledge of how to use it for anything other than gaining followers for themselves, attending events, and generally whoring themselves out, because they're 22 and don't know how to business.
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social media -
rockstar
maven
astronaut
ninja
any other horseshit that tries to make them sound important while also being the lowest paid person on staff
See also:
social media -
rockstar
maven
astronaut
ninja
any other horseshit that tries to make them sound important while also being the lowest paid person on staff
"Hi serious client, I'd like to introduce you to our social media guru!"
"Wow, way to throw their credibility directly out the door! I can't wait to work with them!"
"Wow, way to throw their credibility directly out the door! I can't wait to work with them!"
by wulgusfactory February 12, 2015
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Scot: My team is 4 and 4 in fantasy football. I need a winning streak to get in the playoffs.
Yamilin: You play the "fantasy football Guru" this week so you know the winning streak isn't starting now. He just picked up Wes Welker off waivers and he killed it last week against the Dolphins.
Scot: No doubt. The Guru watches the computer and all 15 games each Sunday. He thinks he is the GM of the Dallas Cowboys or something.
Yamilin: It is only fantasy football but the Guru thinks it is real.
Homewood: The fantasy football Guru is a freak.
Yamilin: You play the "fantasy football Guru" this week so you know the winning streak isn't starting now. He just picked up Wes Welker off waivers and he killed it last week against the Dolphins.
Scot: No doubt. The Guru watches the computer and all 15 games each Sunday. He thinks he is the GM of the Dallas Cowboys or something.
Yamilin: It is only fantasy football but the Guru thinks it is real.
Homewood: The fantasy football Guru is a freak.
by ERP November 14, 2007
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They also somehow believe they are better than the "lying" and "deceitful" gurus and helping make the universe a better place by sitting around on a computer all day bashing semi successful/popular girls who make videos for a living isn't exactly the prime example of honorary, dignified or respectful.
They also somehow believe they are better than the "lying" and "deceitful" gurus and helping make the universe a better place by sitting around on a computer all day bashing semi successful/popular girls who make videos for a living isn't exactly the prime example of honorary, dignified or respectful.
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