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social media guru

Generally some no-talent dickbag who slummed their way into social media without any knowledge of how to use it for anything other than gaining followers for themselves, attending events, and generally whoring themselves out, because they're 22 and don't know how to business.

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rockstar

maven
astronaut
ninja
any other horseshit that tries to make them sound important while also being the lowest paid person on staff
"Hi serious client, I'd like to introduce you to our social media guru!"
"Wow, way to throw their credibility directly out the door! I can't wait to work with them!"
by wulgusfactory February 12, 2015
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Fantasy Football Guru

The person who plays fantasy football and dominates the leagues they are in. They understand who to draft, who to play when and understand the best matchups. They also know when to trade players and when to head to the waivers to find good bench players. You will typically find that a "Fantasy Football Guru" is in multiple leagues.
Scot: My team is 4 and 4 in fantasy football. I need a winning streak to get in the playoffs.
Yamilin: You play the "fantasy football Guru" this week so you know the winning streak isn't starting now. He just picked up Wes Welker off waivers and he killed it last week against the Dolphins.
Scot: No doubt. The Guru watches the computer and all 15 games each Sunday. He thinks he is the GM of the Dallas Cowboys or something.
Yamilin: It is only fantasy football but the Guru thinks it is real.
Homewood: The fantasy football Guru is a freak.
by ERP November 14, 2007
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giurul

the most legendary name on the planet. It was from the most amazing legend on earth, Giuseppe. THIS WAS HIS OLD ROBLOX USERNAME THAT GOT HACKED. USE IT AND HONOR GIURUL FOR EVER.
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by izzy31309 November 12, 2021
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Guru Gossip

An internet forum where fans and haters of Youtube gurus can rave or rant about their favorite or least favorite Youtube guru; users can also create other posts related to local or national news or just celebrity gossip in general.

They also somehow believe they are better than the "lying" and "deceitful" gurus and helping make the universe a better place by sitting around on a computer all day bashing semi successful/popular girls who make videos for a living isn't exactly the prime example of honorary, dignified or respectful.
"The most disliked youtube beauty gurus on Guru Gossip are the Fowler sisters(Juicystar07/Allthatglitters21) and Michellephan."
by Candaygurlll December 18, 2012
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makeup guru

A person who teaches people how to do makeup mostly on youtube or instagram
I am a makeup guru because i love to teach people who to do makeup
by makeupguru4562 May 7, 2017
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Life Guru

A person who teaches others about how to live a successful and appreciative life.
Thank goodness Alex is a life guru, otherwise I would have made some horrible mistakes when I was younger.

The life guru has provided me with several positive guidelines to set me towards a better life.
by Gunchicken August 9, 2009
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The Guru

One of the best bands in the fucking universe. A 4-piece 'Disco rock' band from Connecticut that knows how to put on a psychedelic show! They just released their debut album 'Native Sun' this year!
Disco Daughter off The Guru's Native Sun album is one tight ass track!
by ThatRandomGuy69 July 18, 2011
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