Guide Parent

Someone who takes the role of a God parent without being religious

Guide parent- A person who guides a child through life.

by Lesspeople October 9, 2020

Mexican Tour Guide

2 Mexicans in a bar fighting over the last shot of warm Tequila.

I would have ordered a drink at the bar but the bartender was splitting a Mexican Tour Guide.

by SquamLakeGuy July 13, 2011

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that their dog won't be able to walk in the show. They did prepare the dog for two years, so understandably they were upset. However in their eyes this was the worst thing to ever happen. How serious they took the event is what is humorous. The ridiculousness of the situation, and how important the event is to them, draws people in to watch. People want to see what's going to happen in their world, and how each situation will play out. I think the cutting back and forth from each character also lets the audience experience humor from different scenes, which makes it so the film stays interesting.

I think the interviews, along with the singing would be considered comedic motifs. The

that their dog won't be able to walk in the show. They did prepare the dog for two years, so understandably they were upset. However in their eyes this was the worst thing to ever happen. How serious they took the event is what is humorous. The ridiculousness of the situation, and how important the event is to them, draws people in to watch. People want to see what's going to happen in their world, and how each situation will play out. I think the cutting back and forth from each character also lets the audience experience humor from different scenes, which makes it so the film stays interesting.

I think the interviews, along with the singing would be considered comedic motifs. The

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by Abcvd January 8, 2024

guide dogging

A sex act where two or more blind people meet up with strangers in a carpark and have sex.

Where's Stevie gone? Oh hes gone down to the park with a bag of viagra and lube to go guide dogging.

by uncle smegol November 20, 2020

oh my guide

incorrect pronunciation of "oh my god" used when a particularly shocking scene unfolds

"oh my guide! oh my guide!" the girl exclaimed as the BASE jumpers leapt off the building and parachuted to the ground below.

by nowimupset January 8, 2021

Guided missile

A form of assisted masturbation for a female during which she grabs her male partner's index finger (he may retract the other fingers of that hand into a fist) and uses it to penetrate herself and rub her clitoris for as long as is necessary for her to cum. It is crucial that the male partner be entirely passive, except for keeping his finger rigid and straight, in the form of a missile. A variant of the guided missile is the full first strike, which entails the use of 3 or more fingers.

After an hour of eating her out without success, I suggested a guided missile, which finally got her off.

by SaniElet March 26, 2021

Guided Breast Grab

Where a female takes someone's hand/and or hands and puts them on her breast

Guy 1: Hey dude, my girlfriend just took my hand and made me grab her tits
Guy 2: She did what?
Guy 1: She took my hand and put it on her tits
Guy 2: Ohhhhh, she guided breast grabbed you

by Just_Some_Random_Definer August 26, 2022