Color guard

When you say, "It's not a drop, it's a floor catch!"

Girl 1: Hey, I think I wanna do color guard next year.
Girl 2: Fo shizzle mah nigga.

by soulfaithful January 10, 2009

guaransheed

Certain, inevitable, destined to occur. Primarily used to denote that said action will be done with maximal gangsta steeze. Popularized by noted baller Rasheed Wallace.

"Yo, we gon' win on sunday. It's guaransheed."

by The Feight Train June 13, 2008

Caught off Guard

When something happens when somone is not expecting it...

... Also a kickass punk band www.caughtoffguard.co.uk

"I just got punched in the face... I was Caught off Guard!"

"Caught off Guard rock!"

by ABC April 22, 2004

Praetorian Guard

An elite force of bodyguards used by Roman emperors.

Augustus created the Praetorian Guard in 27 BCE.

by Shawn Farrell May 5, 2004

Your Guardian Angel

Someone who will never let you fall, who will stand up with you forever, who will be there for you through it all,even if saving you sends him to heaven.

Josephine: I dont know if I should be with you or not...

Frankie: Im Your Guardian Angel.

Josephine: *kiss*

by MikeWasASki April 11, 2009

Color Guard

girls (or guys) who freeze their butts off on football fields during field shows but still have the hugest smiles on their faces(hey showmanship points r always the easiest!!!) who start to think band or drumline guys r hot because they have no life outside of band/colorguard prac. and are always in step with the person next to you even when youre not in competition or at practice! also people who have the time of their lives tossing flags and hating it when people mistaken them for CHEERLEADERS.

omg my fingers match the purple sequins on my costume!!

(at the mall with a friend whos not in cg)F: y do u keep doing that funny leap skip thing? You: o so im in step!

omg look its a drumline!! r they hot?

by christine December 6, 2003

Round Horder's Without An Arse-Guard

Similar to the phrase 'up the creek without a paddle'; it is used to describe a terrible situation which there is no way to resolve. 'Horder' is a known bummer, so to be round his house without an arse-guard suggest an anal-rape is likely for the guardless individual.

I acidentally flushed my friends english coursework down the the toliet the day before he had to hand it in. If he finds out I'm round Horder's without an arse-guard.

by Rimbor April 20, 2005