grabber

One who shamelessly pursues any overtime available as long as its for payment - a Mercenary

Might have known he'd be working over Christmas - he's a right grabber

by Anonymous May 5, 2003

goober gobber

One who loves to suck the cock, and likes to swallow too.

Nick is such a goober gobber.

by SeptiK September 8, 2003

professional titty grabber

One who indiscreetly and publically grabs female, or male, tits. Payment to the titty grabber can anything from an angry hand slap to a knee to the testicles. NOTE: The only case by which payment will not be painful is if the titty grabber is female and knows the titty grab-ee.

Victims of professional titty grabbers can often be inclined to sue, or even get something known as a "restraining order". But don't worry titty grabbers, for there are many other tits in the sea of cleavage.

DUDE1: *Pained look on face; hunched over in pain*
DUDE2: DUDE! What happened??!!?!?
DUDE1: Amanda gave me the payment for that titty grab i gave her.
DUDE2: Awww, no worries man, they'll grow back. Get back on the horse! Keep on truckin! There aren't enough professional titty grabbers as it is!!!

by brocksamson696 April 16, 2008

Pussy Grabber

A misogynistic, egomaniac posing as the POTUS...aka Donald trump

The pussy grabber seems incapable of a cogent thought

by ozwiz47 February 10, 2017

snot grabber

(n.) A nasty euphemism for a handkerchief or a tissue.

Jim: Hey, Jeff, hand me another tissue, please.

Jeff: I just gave you 3 Kleenex... how many snot grabbers do you plan to use, asshole?

by Rob Porter January 4, 2009

Grobbed

To be hospitalised for abnormal objects being forced into the anus after an accidental fall.

They had to call an ambulance urgently, Dave had tripped and fell.
shamefully he was grobbed by the door handle as he fell.

by Laser layton September 25, 2014

Knob Grobbler

Someone who grobbles your knob. aka Sucks dick... hard.

That slut is such a knob grobbler. "Grobble Grobble Grobble".

by Knobgrobblerdeluxe January 13, 2010